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Are you at the game or is this a prediction? Asking in case I need to put the remote control a safe distance from myself.

Ok so hear me out..... how do we feel about trading Andrew Vaughn for Matt Brash Nah what am I saying, they'd never trade Brash for a platoon player (/s)

Liam Hendricks and the Wicked Witch of the West Meltdown in the rain Frequently curse their enemies Never been seen in the same place Coincidence?

lol. lmao.

enh close enough right?

just reported this post for being anti-vax

I like this team

Yeah my ex said the same thing and now she's my ex so 🙄

It's 46 fucking degrees..... on opening day.... cmon man

Watch Vaughn hit a solo shot in his first at bat now

5 batters, 5 professional fucking at-bats, and if it gets to 6 I'll need a change of pants

4 batters, 4 professional fucking at-bats, LOVE IT

Man, at 5/77 Rodriguez would have looked really nice in a Sox jersey right now

Page 4 and we haven't argued about lineups at all yet? *frantically checks calendar* It is opening day right???

91. Thanks to the lockout we already have 2 double headers on the schedule, and less off days in the early parts of the season to squeeze in make-up games due to bad weather cancellations. Looking at our lack of SP and RP depth (not to mention question marks on how many innings you're getting from Cease and Kopech each day), I think the extra double headers are going to really hurt this team.

Say what you will, the man knows how to handle his staff

Let's keep Dallas on Friday night for the rest of the season, it'll be great for my social life.

White Sox have got to be a bottom 5 team in fWAR* since the all star break *facialhair WAR

Tim didn't just save the game. He also saved Maloney's gamethread career. Can you imagine the scene if, not only had we lost today, but lost after blowing another sizable lead late? No wonder he hasn't been around the winner thread yet, dude probably entered into witness protection in the bottom of the eighth.

It’s hard to understand how professional hitters can be this unproductive. The best teams have a more disciplined approach. The slugging and OPS numbers don’t lie.

Maybe I am just on Team Cynical, but I don't think a salary floor will do all that much to stop tanking. I think what it will do, especially in combination with a hard cap, is make salary dump trades much more common. Tanking teams still want the draft picks/high slot money, and they will happily take on terrible contracts from contending teams if they get some good prospects too. The big contracts bring them up to the floor, they improve their farm, and the contending team frees up cap space to go get someone else.

This is 100% code for him having to take a shit, which makes the whole thing make so much more sense. Also somehow even more in character for Lynn.