RTC

You are wise. It’s nothing special, lots of hype. It falls in the same category with Fat Tire and Blue Moon. Mediocre beers with great marketing , but I always try to show people there’s much better beers in those respective styles.

TLR does not approve when retirements are not sincere

Has anyone ever seen Yermin and Ron in the room at the same time?

No. Their beers are too meh to warrant that kind of attention.

Yes, they could. And could JR still be cheap? Hard to criticize a team that signs Michael Brantley when you’re stuck with Spanky Mc Gimpy.

Jerry Reinsdorf

Point taken for sure. Damn, pesky Sox fans ….

I would add: 5. Never, under any circumstances, turn the tv on after 5pm. Any “news” channel is no longer news at that point (most BARELY are before that) 6. Delete all your social media accounts

They're actually going to weave a statue of Eloy into the foul netting

So what is the unwritten rule when someone worse than a position player is pitching?

And got a high five from his manager

The other one for you to try would be Three Floyd’s Dreadnaught. Few times per year only, but you might be able to find some of the most recent batch still hanging around.

Now where did I misplace that tinfoil hat ….?

Two words: Lagunita’s Waldos Totally old school, west coast DIPA (they call it a triple). I wait until April every year, and every year I think “man, nobody makes beer like this anymore”.

Well that’s clearly your problem right there. I’m going to drive to KC buddy and introduce you to double IPA’s …….