Harold's Leg Lift

Thomas is an actual legit player where the other family members kids are just favors. Also they most likely didn't want the added pressure of being Alan's son and being a home town kid. Let him make a name for himself in another organization. That's a very common practice.

He doesn't have a plus tool but he does have a bag of 5's which means he should be a league avg RF. I'll take that.

Comparing this to the Cubs and Astros rebuild is not going to end well for you.

It's baseball. Guys get hurt. So where's the depth? They are way to far into this thing to have so little talent. Today's lineup in an absolute joke.

This is year 1,000 of the rebuild and they had 1 player in the lineup who is guaranteed to be around when/if this team is good. Even the players know this is pathetic.

Tank for Tork! They can never have enough 1B/DH's!

They're not gonna trade core guys but they will trade volatile relievers and fungible OF's because that's what smart teams do.

A meaningless home run in a meaningless game against a freakin bum. Daniel Palka deja vu.

or maybe he gets really lucky and wins a bunch of coin flips and ends up in the top 50!

The Double Duty Classic is being played at Sox Park today. It's a game honoring the Negro Leagues and featuring HS players mostly from the City. Ed Howard will be playing. He's really really really good. Game time 1:00pm and televised on NBC Sports Chicago.

Yolmer is to Ricky what Neifi Perez was to Dusty Baker.

Level Fun Bad: Achieved

What's the record for consecutive years reaching the level of fun bad? That should be Hahn's new nickname.

That's describes 99% of LF's

Eloy will be a fine LF as soon as he stops trying to be a hero and understands runnnig into other players and karate kicking the wall are really bad ideas.