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What are we since we sent Collins?

I'm glad I'm already pretty plastered. Time to get more fucked up. Fuck you Angel Hernandez! And fuck you Ricky!

BLAZING SPEED EDWIN!

I do call STRIKE THREE on this one tho.

Big Frank likes to call him Roberts on the pre/post game show so I call SAFE on this spelling fact check.

Kudos, your profile name sure does match the quality of your posts.

That would require us to have a DH batting higher than .159

Bye Felicia. I choose to watch 2 innings of the team who just scored 4 with 1 out.

doesn't it mean lamb? (masculine)

Nomar with 3 hard hit balls. Exit velocity on first 2: 97.0 mph (.330 xBA) and 93.7 mph (.580 xBA) Third 88.9mph Single with .460 xBA. Hoping he's turning it around.

98% he's thrown 2 simulated games in the past 3 days and is looking/feeling good.

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MVP MVP!