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  1. lane

    MLB considering no crowds allowed on Opening Day?

    Of those who get it (and you still exaggerated). Which is still a tiny portion of the population. I live in a city of 7 million and three people have it. So GTFOH with your 1/5 chances bullshit.
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    MLB considering no crowds allowed on Opening Day?

    This is despicable. You’re really insinuating that 20% of asthmatics on this planet are going to die this year? Yes, I’m calm, because I think people like you are full of shit. But the fact that you and Jack and all these others are perfectly happy to run around and inspire fear is absolutely disgusting. I don’t block people but don’t bother responding to me.
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    MLB considering no crowds allowed on Opening Day?

    Calm down. My wife has asthma and thinks this panic is idiotic. You’re not special just because you’re losing your mind.
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    MLB considering no crowds allowed on Opening Day?

    Oh, sorry, Jack. You pulled another random number out of your butt, so I’ll totally panic now. Seriously, where do you get off telling people they need to panic about this? 5-7 on the alarm scale? WTF is that?
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    MLB considering no crowds allowed on Opening Day?

    There’s a chance that my office could shut down indefinitely because of this idiotic thing. With pay, of course. If it does, I’m going to rent out a mansion on Lake Como, for cheap. Spoiler alert, everybody: We are all going to die. Sometimes you get those horror movies where most of the people die but those two people you probably didn’t expect actually live. That’s not this one. In this one, everybody dies! So live your lives. Hang out with your friends, with your families, enjoy the small things and the big things, and don’t freak out because the same imbeciles who think Mike Bloomberg can give a million dollars to every American think some virus is the end of the world.
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    Is EE toast?

    You are free to doubt him. It’d just be dumb. Especially if 15 ST ABs are anywhere in your body of evidence.
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    Is EE toast?

    Narrator: It is not cause for concern.
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    Is EE toast?

    Alonso was also awful before 2019, FWIW.
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    Is EE toast?

    This thread sucks. EE isn’t toast anymore than Engel is an actual worthwhile baseball player.
  10. Let’s see how this goes. Grandal- 24 HR, 82 RBI, .241/.355/.470/.825 Abreu- 33 HR, 107 RBI, .281/.341/.516/.857 Madrigal- 5 HR, 37 RBI, 24 SB, .287/.332/.378/.710 Anderson- 19 HR, 79 RBI, 27 SB, .292/.315/.478/.793 Moncada- 27 HR, 95 RBI, 17 SB, .304/.378/.563/.941 Jimenez- 43 HR, 112 RBI, .294/.356/.555/.911 Robert- 21 HR, 75 RBI, 32 SB, .256/.312/.460/.772 Mazara- 24 HR, 78 RBI, .260/.320/.475/.795 Encarnacion- 31 HR, 97 RBI, .239/.346/.522/.868 Keuchel- 13-9, 3.92, 206.2 IP, 184 K Giolito- 17-8, 3.58, 210 IP, 249 K Gonzalez- 8-7, 3.82, 165 IP, 142 K Cease- 8-10, 4.75, 161.1 IP, 170 K Lopez- 13-11, 4.32, 184.2 IP, 172 K Kopech- 5-8, 4.99, 115 IP, 112 K Robert gets ROY votes but isn’t good enough to win. Moncada gets MVP votes but Eloy gets more. Unfortunately there’s some guy named Mike Trout so it doesn’t matter.
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    McCann Trade Speculation

    We need to keep James McCann. He might not be as good as he was at the beginning of last year, but he brings leadership and baseball smarts beyond what he does on the field. That makes him a very valuable piece, even off the bench. Remember that run down last year where he covered third and nabbed a guy trying to take an extra base? He's the best backup C in baseball. Keep him.
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    Job Thread

    Knocking down the sale value of my old house wasn’t going to put us at 1995 levels of inflation.
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    Job Thread

    What does this even mean? Do I even want to know? I’m not going to look it up right now, but the economy is doing great. Stocks are up, unemployment is down, wages are up. Quantity and quality is solid. It might not be going well for you, but for most Americans, it is.
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    Job Thread

    So if I sold at the same percentage increase, it would have been a smaller sum of money. Uh...thanks?
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    Job Thread

    People having multiple jobs doesn’t affect the unemployment rate, Alexandria. Guess we can write you off as some sort of autodidactic economist.
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