bschmaranz

It's like one of those SNL sketches that some find funny and others think it's too bizarre/awkward.

You saying Escobar is gonna Scottie Pippen us?

Did you eat a lot of paint chips as a child?

So uh, tell me again why we didn't move Colome?

Is it Joc Pederson?

Do they still have Bird? Wtf happened with that dude?

Yeah I get that, but Jackie Bradley? His bat has always kept him out of the lineup despite his glove. Might as well ask us for Engel.

That Russo jackass on MLB Network just said the Red Sox should just trade Jackie Bradley for Edwin Diaz. Um.... Why in the hell would the Mets even think about that?

Golly that'd be swell.

Don't you also hate when your butler accidentally buys the wrong caviar?

Throw in Rondon, both of them.

Yup. Entertainment is necessary, especially in tragedy.

I'm with ya. He can be our Lester, except he's better.

Do you need a hug?

Take the jag bag stuff off the table it's still a dreadful idea. Career .705 ops with a glove that's consistently declined since they won? No thanks. Even at his peak in 2016, his ops+ was still below average. Also, you gotta think if the Sox were ever interested in the guy, they'd probably be able to get him for significantly less.

Seems like the name of a character you'd find on Welcome Back Kotter.

Misa thinkin yes

Yaz had TWTW, that's all I know.

Hawk was on with Mulligan this morning. Didn't take him long to start in on advanced stats and launch angles.

Probably wanna put Morton on that list too.

Now we're on the trolley!

But where does this all leave Yonder!?

I'd say he's more likely to be a waiver pickup than a trade candidate.