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About DukeNukeEm

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    Bandon, Oregon

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  • Favorite Sox Minor League Affiliate
    Arizona White Sox (Rookie)
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    Carlos Quentin
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    World Series 05
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    Harold Baines
  1. DukeNukeEm

    2013-2014 NFL Thread

    What a ruckus
  2. DukeNukeEm

    2013-2014 NFL Thread

    I will. If you want me to do some scouting on mildly trendy but ultimately whitewashed, boring suburban sprawl for you to move to once you're over Seattle I will. Don't worry, it won't be too interesting of a place and I'll make sure they have a pro sports team you can easily coopt when you feel like being a part of something, you soulless, meandering catalyst for our vapid, weak generation that thinks actual work is below them.
  3. DukeNukeEm

    The Republican Thread

    Usually s*** like that makes me really, really mad. Now it's just sadness, another person lining up to urinate of America's mangled corpse.
  4. DukeNukeEm

    2013-2014 NFL Thread

    I meant out-out, not the most direct route to your insufferable twin siblings in BC and Oregon. But I'm glad you've been living in Seattle at least long enough to know what I-5 is. At least Soxtalk's only true DIEHARD12THMANTOTHECORE Seahawks fan may finally get to enjoy what he's been waiting for all his life.
  5. DukeNukeEm

    Cutting The Cable Cord

    Well I'm not really looking to get trashed. A few beers, watch the game, go home. Eat before you go too so you're not hungry. I don't know, it wasn't so bad. I'd rather pay $10 to get out of the house than $5 to stay in it.
  6. DukeNukeEm

    Cutting The Cable Cord

    $100 is way overboard, maybe $20 or so on average. 4 or 5 bud lights aren't going to break the bank.
  7. DukeNukeEm

    2013-2014 NFL Thread

    90 aka the only way out.
  8. DukeNukeEm

    Cutting The Cable Cord

    Yea it wasn't the most sound money decision, but I definitely got more money's worth doing that than having cable to watch one very specific thing.
  9. DukeNukeEm

    It's cold outside

    Alright, I understand that Atlanta is not prepared for inclement winter weather. But this is 4 inches of snow. That's not inclement winter weather, that can happen just about anywhere in the USA save SoCal, Hawaii and Florida. And the city is in total chaos. Like I was embarrassed for Chicago when people got caught on US41 in what was a bad but not pants s***ting storm. But this is pathetic, is everyone in Atlanta a hopeless retard? How the f*** does this happen?
  10. DukeNukeEm

    2013-2014 NFL Thread

    From Spokane to Seattle--it's everywhere. And not just "Go Seahawks!" because Denver businesses and much of Colorado have "Go Broncos" s*** up and it doesn't bother me at all. It's just all 12th Man 12th Man 12th Man.... over and over and over. There's hardly any Seahawks s*** that isn't directly paying homage to the fans, it's just self glorifying crap. That and you got people with Michigan, Illinois, California (though this could be defensible), Florida license plates with 12th Man flags on their car. Like, yea... it's just a big fat PNW bandwagon.
  11. DukeNukeEm

    Cutting The Cable Cord

    When I was living in Chicago I did this. I found myself going to many more games and going to establishments to watch them on TV there. Yea, I missed some games here and there, but it was a much enjoyable experience than just plopping on the couch like a slug.
  12. DukeNukeEm

    2014 ♪♫ Thread

    That Can't Hold Us song was OK the first couple times I heard it. Obviously it wound up being annoying. Kendrick Lamar is the worst, unlistenable garbage. That Backseat Freestyle song is some of the worst s*** I've ever heard that I was supposed to take seriously (the new Arcade Fire comes to mind as being worse, but not by much). So they both suck, which should shock absolutely nobody since rap has gone completely bereft of creativity.
  13. DukeNukeEm

    2013-2014 NFL Thread

    So I've been in Seattle for a day and a half now (I leave in about 45 minutes), I don't think I've ever wanted to see a team lose a Super Bowl so badly. They're usually pretty bad here, but it's out of control now. Mt Rainier, can you hurry up and explode already?
  14. DukeNukeEm

    It's cold outside

    I just got a load Yakima WA to Atlanta GA. It delivers the 3rd, I pray you'll have your s*** together by then.
  15. DukeNukeEm

    Northwestern Wildcat Players Attempt to Unionize

    Like Americans would upset their masters like that.