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DukeNukeEm

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  1. I will. If you want me to do some scouting on mildly trendy but ultimately whitewashed, boring suburban sprawl for you to move to once you're over Seattle I will. Don't worry, it won't be too interesting of a place and I'll make sure they have a pro sports team you can easily coopt when you feel like being a part of something, you soulless, meandering catalyst for our vapid, weak generation that thinks actual work is below them.
  2. Usually s*** like that makes me really, really mad. Now it's just sadness, another person lining up to urinate of America's mangled corpse.
  3. I meant out-out, not the most direct route to your insufferable twin siblings in BC and Oregon. But I'm glad you've been living in Seattle at least long enough to know what I-5 is. At least Soxtalk's only true DIEHARD12THMANTOTHECORE Seahawks fan may finally get to enjoy what he's been waiting for all his life.
  4. Well I'm not really looking to get trashed. A few beers, watch the game, go home. Eat before you go too so you're not hungry. I don't know, it wasn't so bad. I'd rather pay $10 to get out of the house than $5 to stay in it.
  5. $100 is way overboard, maybe $20 or so on average. 4 or 5 bud lights aren't going to break the bank.
  6. Yea it wasn't the most sound money decision, but I definitely got more money's worth doing that than having cable to watch one very specific thing.
  7. Alright, I understand that Atlanta is not prepared for inclement winter weather. But this is 4 inches of snow. That's not inclement winter weather, that can happen just about anywhere in the USA save SoCal, Hawaii and Florida. And the city is in total chaos. Like I was embarrassed for Chicago when people got caught on US41 in what was a bad but not pants s***ting storm. But this is pathetic, is everyone in Atlanta a hopeless retard? How the f*** does this happen?
  8. From Spokane to Seattle--it's everywhere. And not just "Go Seahawks!" because Denver businesses and much of Colorado have "Go Broncos" s*** up and it doesn't bother me at all. It's just all 12th Man 12th Man 12th Man.... over and over and over. There's hardly any Seahawks s*** that isn't directly paying homage to the fans, it's just self glorifying crap. That and you got people with Michigan, Illinois, California (though this could be defensible), Florida license plates with 12th Man flags on their car. Like, yea... it's just a big fat PNW bandwagon.
  9. When I was living in Chicago I did this. I found myself going to many more games and going to establishments to watch them on TV there. Yea, I missed some games here and there, but it was a much enjoyable experience than just plopping on the couch like a slug.
  10. That Can't Hold Us song was OK the first couple times I heard it. Obviously it wound up being annoying. Kendrick Lamar is the worst, unlistenable garbage. That Backseat Freestyle song is some of the worst s*** I've ever heard that I was supposed to take seriously (the new Arcade Fire comes to mind as being worse, but not by much). So they both suck, which should shock absolutely nobody since rap has gone completely bereft of creativity.
  11. So I've been in Seattle for a day and a half now (I leave in about 45 minutes), I don't think I've ever wanted to see a team lose a Super Bowl so badly. They're usually pretty bad here, but it's out of control now. Mt Rainier, can you hurry up and explode already?
  12. I just got a load Yakima WA to Atlanta GA. It delivers the 3rd, I pray you'll have your s*** together by then.
  13. Like Americans would upset their masters like that.
  14. They're a private school so I support this wholeheartedly.
  15. Yea more often than not the people doing the really irksome s*** are pretty clearly sober. Drunks mostly keep their distance from the u 76ft long truck. I'll take 2 AM bars letting out vs 90/94 in Chicago or 75 through Atlanta any day
  16. Illinois is but one of 48 states I work in. There is a downright adversarial relationship between law enforcement and drivers in many states, though not much in the midwest. My little green book of federal regs is purposely ambiguous over alcohol and mostly just tells employers to set a zero tolerance policy (though not directly). And I'm saying all that research and studies and propaganda forced on us is bulls*** because I know what I experience and see. I don't need a study, I've driven drunk before and I see drunks pretty regularly out on the road. They don't bother me most of the time.
  17. They'd also take the opportunity to tear my truck apart, undoubtedly finding my guns and depending which state I'm in I'd be assf***ed by mandatory minimum sentencing for that crap.
  18. I have maybe $100 or so worth of booze a month. I had to give it up almost completely because the .04 limit and I can't even sleep in my truck if I've been drinking because me in truck + alcohol in my system = Hardcore CMV DUI. That's forever losing my A license and automatic jail. The key to the truck could be in Bangladesh and they'd still throw the book at me for sleeping in what is essentially my home. How'd you like it if I barged into your house, woke you up and breathelyzed you? If you resist or complain about that, well, you must just have a drinking problem you f***ing lush. If I want to get drunk I have to get a hotel. I do sometimes, once or twice a month when I've had a particularly bad day, but I'd hardly call that a problem.
  19. http://www.madd.org/drunk-driving/how-you-...ee-a-drunk.html What kind of fearful state worshipping f***ing idiot reads that and thinks "Yea! Great idea!" Ugh, then the part with the heroes doing their work its just sickening. http://www.madd.org/drunk-driving/safe-party/ See? They even want to ruin parties. http://www.madd.org/drunk-driving/give-the-gift/ If you give that someone you've just insulted them. http://www.madd.org/underage-drinking/ Temperance League version 2.
  20. I don't like being told what to do, thus I can't tell other what to do. I just have to leave it up to their personal responsibility which, obviously, in this country pretty putrid. But eh, I'll put up with it if it means I can do more stuff without being told no by the nanny state.
  21. You're a mod, you can tell where I am by IP off the cell grid.
  22. Even the lady who founded MADD thinks they've gone way too far. They are an evil group, make no mistake about it.
  23. Whoa, you mean one of Satan's avatars confides in you? I'll give you $100 if you can sneak into their harem and get a picture of them without anything covering their horns.
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