Rally Crede

I am taking a break from delivering gifts to all good Sox fans to wish you all a wonderful Holiday Season.

QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 09:43 PM) This thread gets the Southsider seal of approval. (stolen without permission from Rex Kickass) It has that old school Murcies Love Lounge feel that all of us old timers miss to this day. Someone want to tell the dimwit that I don't need his seal of approval? If you are feeling old timers, I can't help. Some causes are lost.

QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 08:36 PM) And Visa/Mastercard... The Rally Crede* does not accept credit cards. But if you would like to drop a few coins in the fountain, the Rally Crede will accept them. The Rally Crede is a graduate of the Ricky Henderson School of the First Person

QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 06:59 PM) Oh wise Rally Crede, should I repierce my nose? And if so, should I do it before or after this conference I'm presenting at? Also, should I cut my hair to look like the girl on Veronica Mars? After, but you already knew that, because you are a wise and beautiful student. No, have someone else cut your hair. You are also clumsy and awkward trying to cut your own hair. You too are a great dancer, have you met Mercy! and can I watch?

QUOTE(kapkomet @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 06:52 PM) Gee, thanks, I'm glad to know I'm narrowminded. When I need a consult, I'll call

QUOTE(Mercy! @ Oct 31, 2005 -> 06:36 PM) Okay, I need you to use your crystal ball. When will the bigoted, bitter, narrow-minded little people on my ignore list stop posting nonsense here which others then insist on quoting in their replies so that I end up having to read the crap I was trying to avoid to begin with? Or should I just come back when spring training begins? Thanks for your help. I feel your pain. (I gave that too him, and only recently am allowed to use it again). For years at the mythical sports totem conventions, I had to listen to the tomahawk chop, rally towel, and all the other smug little totems spew there condescending crap. I learned that every person has their day in the sun and it is so nice to be stepping on their backs (like AJ rounding third) and smiling. Remember you are bright, witty, and a damn fine dancer.

Well the season is over, the hangover has almost subsided (yes even I had too much bubbly), I'm needed to help iron out a contract or two, mine included, but I have plenty of free time. Carl may not be back, so I won't have to keep telling him dinosaur stories. I thought I would use my spare time to answer questions, help with your love lives, offer free legal advice, predict the future, listen to confessions, and anything else that may continue to brighten Sox fan's lives.

I like to laugh

I'll be there. I'm always with the Sox. I'll be in Houston or St. Louis. I'll be at all the bars on the south side and everywhere two or more Sox fans are gathered in my name.