Jack Parkman

Rally Engel! WTF Abreu????

Playing switch. One thumb in their mouth and another up their ass. You get the picture.

Cy Bubic.

No I didn't but I know how their fans describe them, and it sounds exactly like this offense. When they're hot they're hot but otherwise just putrid.

The entire lineup struggles to catch up to 90 mph fastballs.

Sox offense already starting to remind me of the 2017-20 Cubs.

The approach by the hitters is just terrible. Everyone swinging at bullshit.

Yeah Collins is awful back there.

Whatever they're doing with Kopech and Crochet makes no sense.

Fuck your Michael Kay bullshit. You stop this right now, Bobby Boucher. The Jankees are the devil.

I watch this team 3-4x a week and I wonder how in the fuck they're over .500.

How come he doesn't look that slow in LF?

I'm starting to come to grips with the idea that Kopech and Crochet are never leaving the bullpen. I just don't know how it happens.

Dad gummit, Stone Pony.

Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo. Domo.

With how crappy the Sox farm system is right now, I'm not sure they could even acquire any relievers that would be any better than the guys they currently have. They might be better off hoping guys like Heuer can figure it out.

Keuchel is teetering on the James Shields cliff right now.

Don't worry, nobody's posting anyway.

You can't say goddamn on the radio

Omg what terrible ABs by Eloy and Yoan.

Rally Engel?!?!?!

That's all Soler does.

Jorge Soler is a crappy baseball player. Don't let crappy baseball players beat you.