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Jack Parkman

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  1. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

  2. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Rally Engel! WTF Abreu????
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Playing switch. One thumb in their mouth and another up their ass. You get the picture.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Cy Bubic.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    No I didn't but I know how their fans describe them, and it sounds exactly like this offense. When they're hot they're hot but otherwise just putrid.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    The entire lineup struggles to catch up to 90 mph fastballs.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Sox offense already starting to remind me of the 2017-20 Cubs.
  8. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    The approach by the hitters is just terrible. Everyone swinging at bullshit.
  9. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Yeah Collins is awful back there.
  10. Jack Parkman

    Pitching worries

    Whatever they're doing with Kopech and Crochet makes no sense.
  11. Jack Parkman

    AND THAT'S A WHITE SOX WINNER!!!

    Fuck your Michael Kay bullshit. You stop this right now, Bobby Boucher. The Jankees are the devil.
  12. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/27, 7:10

    I watch this team 3-4x a week and I wonder how in the fuck they're over .500.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/27, 7:10

    How come he doesn't look that slow in LF?
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    Pitching worries

    I'm starting to come to grips with the idea that Kopech and Crochet are never leaving the bullpen. I just don't know how it happens.
  15. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Dad gummit, Stone Pony.
  16. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo. Domo.
  17. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    With how crappy the Sox farm system is right now, I'm not sure they could even acquire any relievers that would be any better than the guys they currently have. They might be better off hoping guys like Heuer can figure it out.
  18. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Keuchel is teetering on the James Shields cliff right now.
  19. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Don't worry, nobody's posting anyway.
  20. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    You can't say goddamn on the radio
  21. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Omg what terrible ABs by Eloy and Yoan.
  22. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Rally Engel?!?!?!
  23. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    That's all Soler does.
  24. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Jorge Soler is a crappy baseball player. Don't let crappy baseball players beat you.
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