Swingandalongonetoleft

The possibilities are terrifying.

Haven't really had a chance to vent my frustrations. I came into this offseason very skeptical about landing either of the two prize free agents. Years of bullshit from the front office- be it falling just short on past potential free agent acquisitions, cashing in hard earned (via tears of Sox fans), high draft picks on pure garbage at a nearly 100% clip, and to this point, a rebuild that doesn't look promising at all. Why, anyway, were the keys to a rebuild given to the stupid fucking clowns that drove the car into a tree in the first place? That is something that had worried me from day one. The Machado outcome hurts because we were told it would be different, and it ended up being exactly the same. Now they're wearing egg on their face in the form of Jon fucking Jay and Yonder Alonso! They deserve it, and even though it hurts me as a fan, I'm glad to see this group of schmucks (the front office) fail, because they deserve nothing more. I'm not done with this team yet- I'm 32, and I have no idea how to be anything other than a White Sox fan. The thing that troubles me is my indifference. I don't give a shit about pitchers and catchers reporting (lol what pitchers? what catchers?), or spring training. I don't know or care when Opening Day is, and I certainly don't plan on attending it, or any other game this year- even though I could probably do so for $5. I've got a nephew and a Godson that will grow up Cub fans, and I can thank the fucking imbeciles that constitute our ownership and front office. How could I possibly forgive baseball's version of GarPax for that? I won't find another team- I'll just gradually continue drifting away from baseball in general. Apologies for the profanity. Thought that maybe letting it sink in would dampen the hurt. It has not.

They had better not.

Because ineptitude.

My new guess is 1127.

So much for my guess of 747 pages. God damn it.

And Southpaw.

Agreed, but even then, what will those 15 minutes of fame honestly get them? This entire "insider" thing is really fucking pathetic. Oh, you know where someone will sign for hundreds of millions of dollars, not a cent of which will go to you? You have a sauce? Awesome! It's like barnacles hitching a ride on the bottom of the fucking Titanic. Parasites.

It's gotta be Harpado or Macharper. Harpchado just doesn't have a good flow to it.

That thread does not count for our total number of page guessing purposes.

This thread gives off more of a Looney Tunes vibe.

So much nothing has happened, that 2 full pages took place in the time he started writing his post.

Nearly a million dollars for every page of this thread.

ftfy

Pleased to see there is nothing especially horrible on there such as starting an extra inning with runners on. What a stupid, stupid idea that was.