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Guess what Madonna is buying? And yes she has them, but wants bigger and fuller. Follow above link. Zoom right past the boring political blather

I guess he misses the good old days and converted to Muslim?

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He gets coverage??

You really need to seperate them into two groups Yankmee fans and Skankee fans

CW will never gorgive Gallas for not having a Beatles Reunion night

The only promo I'm interested in is the "Clinch the Division Night" followed by the "Win the World Series at Home Night" Well maybe Mime Night, I love mimes

CW, They both were wrong. Clinton's lie cost im the ability to be active in solving problems. With the world wondering if it's the tail wagging the dog. Bush's lie certainly has cost more people their lives than Clinton.

Being an avid outdoorsman, things that can really, really hurt you were a big adjustment when I moved to Texas. Rattlesnakes, scorpions, fire ants, etc. BTW, that guy looks like he'd make a nice snack.

Stupid NY fans, it's Koch whose the perfect patsy for a home run derby

Not that there is anything wrong with a curve

New York Link

I am certain Ozzie will find a spot or two for him to play. I just hope his hitting doesn't get rusty facing Koch in practice

hence the first line

Hmmm, I may have to head to Starbucks, that's probably the best chance to find someone with a blue tooth enabled device

from the chisox.com web site What has been the biggest surprise so far this season? Frank Thomas' slow start Juan Uribe's fast start Solid starting pitching Closer uncertainty Konerko and Thomas attempting a stolen base

LMAO Did you save the links to the Amish porn sites for your return trip to PA?

Damn. Not only will I be blind with hairy palms, but I may be sterile

I thought it had something to do with paying taxes, homeland security, or IRS audits

you beat me to it, eh. You could go on a nice summer picnic

As insurance. I assume we'll see Uribe and Harris up the middle. I wonder if Oz automatically gives players back their starting spot after being on the DL?

men having sex with male animals would be wrong It was his first time in Lebanon, and in Lebanon, one does as the Lebanese do. He found himself a likely looking camel and began the courtship dance. Suddenly he realized everyone was laughing at him and his camel. Finally he could stand it no more and cried, "why?, why are you laughing at me?" The men stoped laughing, "but sir, you picked the ugly one!"

I guess you wouldn't have much toothing possibilities in Korea.

Wasn't that the root of the 9/11 problems? No one cared who hated us. Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

The season started, I can't get all my news from Mariotti