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About hawkiconk

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    Bristol (R)
  • Birthday 11/14/1951

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    bumfukk nw iowa

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  • Favorite Sox Minor League Affiliate
    Charlotte Knights (AAA)
  • What do you like about Soxtalk?
    miss the ol' folk from espn boards
  • Favorite Sox player
  • Favorite Sox minor leaguer
    sweeney god bless iowa
  • Favorite Sox moment
    clinching 1983 divisional crown
  • Favorite Former Sox Player
    nelson jacob fox
  1. the worst thing about iowa playing so well is that it will probably save alford's job. dammit
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    NCAA Football 2005

    here's the scoop--- best team in the big 10? IOWA HAWKEYES
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    Where were you 25 years ago today?

    listened to the first game on the radio and was damn happy when it happened!!! let's do it for michael jackson cd's this season (after the last game of the world series of course!!)
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    happy anniversary to me

    a year and a month today fukk older than i think
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    What is the most important election issue

    Not to knit-pick, but about half of those issues are economy. and the rest are religious matters that should be separated from state matters
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    happy anniversary to me

    year ago today long live the sox, bears and the good ol' grateful dead
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    why not just add billy koch? this is the biggest joke of an all star game ever!!! but i'll watch it i'm almost as big a dumfukk as pa ;~)
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    Got Dish Network?

    another thing that pisses me off about dishnet is they don't even offer the mlb package and now they are dropping the cbs stations10 days before the ncaa's? f*** the bastards
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    It's just spring training but....

    sox-brewers world series works for me
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    America's Five worst highways

    can't believe he omitted iowa hwy #31 between quimby and washta
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    Desktop or Laptop

    laptop at work desktop here at home--which is better because it is highspeed wireless
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    world capitalism

    FRENCH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. JAPANESE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide. BRITISH CAPITALISM: You have two cows. Both are mad. ITALIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch. RUSSIAN CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. SWISS CAPITALISM: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them. HINDU CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You worship them. CHINESE CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers. ARKANSAS CAPITALISM: You have two cows. That one on the left is kinda cute..
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    Kids.. gotta love 'em

    when my middle son was about 5 we were behind a 300lb lady at the grocery store her cell phone started to beep and calvin said ''watch out dad, she's backin' up'' :headshake
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    Concert for George

    anyone figure out why tom hanks was in the monty skit?
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    Holy cow!!!

    it's actually sammy sosa's cat 'cuz the car is made out of cork :fthecubs