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I have Hernandez steal because we can only hit singles, and if he gets thrown out thats fine because our only competent hitters will lead off the third with 0 outs

You're not going to win any series with a .000 ISO.

Same with Carlos' arm falling off. Rotation was designed with Cease being your fifth starter, not your third. He'll be in the rotation next year where we'll get to hear people b**** about an above league average starter again

Complete right call.

Altuve is retired or Cease is done

And an absolute gift from the ump right there. How the fuck does he get a playoff game

Sigh, Houston's just better than us at baseball right now

Get out there Katz and calm him

Hallion's strike zone is an adventure.

sweet fuck i thought yoan found the gap there

okay yoan, lets see that helmet fall off

FUCK YES ELOY

Light him up, Eloy.

Yes, Yasmani appears to be seeing him alright

This looks like it might be a "good" Yasmani at bat

Robert's seeing it so well lately

Tim ❤️

amped cease aint too bad

Official velo of 100.5. Dear lord lol

If the first two pitches are any indication, this will be fun

Not overly optimistic, but this could be our last game (and the last one that I'm guaranteed won't be during work). Lets get weird

Fine; I'll be at work so the rest of you play nice