Come on White Sox… let’s see it!
Don’t you know I’m desperately in need of some moves to solidify my clearly lacking sense of confidence? My overbearing insecurity is showing through and the only thing which will provide a semblance of balance are baseball transactions related to Chicago’s best team.
I’m already horribly afraid that I’ll even make it through a labor negotiation strike without losing my mind completely…
Give me some hope, for fucks sake. It is plain as day that me and my feelings are more important than anything else and my entitlement is unmatched.