Chicago White Sox

Why are we even arguing about this?

No Wolkow either…were the two guys I was most looking forward to

Fucking gross.

It’s wild that the Orioles won 101 games last year and their AAA team is better than our major league team.

I will say that I’d seriously consider a Crochet extension if he can keep this up for a couple of months. The reality is we can’t go out and buy an ace with Jerry in charge and even if Crochet is only healthy 70% of a season, there is still likely a price point that works for both sides. But you have to be confident that he can provide at least 20 to 25 starts a season to even consider it.

What does yesterday look like with Korey Lee catching?

I think it would take considerably more than that.

So you’re talking about a seven year extension?

Never a fucking doubt!

Oh fuckity f*** f***

K this f*** right now!

Probably paralyzed from consuming too many milkshakes

Oh f*** me

Zero chance even Pedro blows this one IMO

Yup

Alright, this is now Pedro proof! Time to pour a glass of whiskey to celebrate the first win of the season!

Ducksnort offense!

You are giving Pedro way too much credit here in terms of his strategic thinking

He will be up soon enough I’d imagine

And I’ll take that end of an inning

I love me some Yoan, but dude just breaks my heart every time I think about what if he could stay healthy.

Because what if the bench coach is in the shitter when Pedro gets tossed? Who coaches then smart guy?!

Prove me wrong, but bringing in Kopech with 1 out and two runners on would be considered doing “something stupid”. May the baseball gods take mercy on our souls and grant Kopech with immense mental fortitude this inning.

Pedro is such a gentleman in how he addresses shitty umpiring

Six outs away from our first win! We should be able to close this out assuming Pedro doesn’t do something stupid.