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After Wendell...can we just get a clearing house, top to bottom? Markkanen, LaVine, Dunn, Carter, Hutchinson, Portis, and even Valentine all have potential to contribute to winning teams. Add in a likely top pick. If only a halfway competent GM, head coach and training staff could get in here.

Boylen is like all the worst parts of Thibs but none of the good parts.

If we get to 500, we will ban half of the board Thanos style until after Endgame.

Yolmer becomes an extremely valuable infield sub?

I legitimately laughed out loud at this one.

Yeah, don't do that. We have SLAM for a reason.

Confirmed that it's a Sox hat.

Nah

I like, now do it.

At his age, I'd rather roll the dice on Hamilton-Burdi-Johnson-Burr-Ruiz-Thompson-Vieria for cheap.

Had a second family while married to his wife. https://www.google.com/amp/s/nypost.com/2016/05/18/bartolo-colons-double-life-with-secret-family/amp And lest anyone forget, he literally just quit on the Sox

There were 22 other Big Sexys. Also because Bartolo is a piece of shit human being, people only love him because he's fat and old.

Buehrle.