sox marketing technique - acquiring attractive players

[ron883 4,621]

Title: sox marketing technique - acquiring attractive players. Is Brook Boyer using his sway to get a great looking team?

 

It's no secret that having good looking players can help build the female fanbase. The blackhawks had some great looking guys (sharp especially), and they were adored by the female fans. Kris Bryant is a heart throb and is a hit with the ladies.

 

The sox have been assembling quite a good looking squad. Lets take a look at what we got.

 

 

 

Matt Davidson and Nicky Delmonico are no brainers. Movie star looks with eyes you can get lost in.

 

 

Yoan Moncada is just straight built and his hair rivals Bryce Harper's.

 

 

Lucas Giolito is nothing to scoff at.

 

Then you have news of this guy potentially making the starting rotation next year

 

 

3 of these guys were acquired in the offseason in trades. Delmonico got called up this year and Davidson finally earned play time this year. All of these spects are up and Kopech will be up next year. It's no surprise these players were traded for and/or are getting rushed up. The FO knows the value having an attractive team can have. These future sox teams will earn a very good female following.

 

Looks sell and Brooks Boyer knows that. The Sox have stockpiled good prospects who are easy on the eyes. These future teams have the chance to get a LARGE fanbase.

 

Edit: It translated my title for some reason and i cant change it

Edit by mod: Fixed the title

Edited August 30, 2017 by danman31

[soxforlife05 7]

What the f***? Take your fantasies elsewhere please.

[SleepyWhiteSox 480]

[thedoctor 60]

 

lol!

[Yoda 1]

What the f***? Take your fantasies elsewhere please.

 

This board has been pretty dead for the most part so I guess any discussion is good discussion

[TheTruth05 1,561]

I laughed

[southsider2k5 11,627]

[bmags 8,550]

Yoan and TA haven't exactly hurt my chances of my wife watching the game with me

[hogan873 980]

My wife likes Yolmer, and my daughter is in love with Kevan Smith.

[reiks12 1,805]

was thinking about this the other day too... n..no...no homo though

[Soxnfins 261]

"Put me in Coach."

Edited August 30, 2017 by Soxnfins

[3GamesToLove 45]

Moncada is far more handsome than Kris Bryant and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

[Bob Sacamano 2,914]

Moncada is far more handsome than Kris Bryant and I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

 

Me and my bro always say that Bryant has womanly features haha I think it's his eyes that make him look a little girly. So I agree with you on this.

Edited August 30, 2017 by soxfan2014

[jamesdiego 41]

Stop my erection can only get so big.

[shipps 503]

The first thing my wife said when I was getting all excited for Yoan's first game was, wow he's a good looking guy. Of course I agreed and asked her why do you think I am so excited!

[iamshack 316]

Yoan and TA haven't exactly hurt my chances of my wife watching the game with me

Talk about two dudes who look like they were born to wear baseball uniforms.

[elrockinMT 493]

I don't believe this at all because they haven't called me yet to join the club

[Tannerfan 34]

Ha!

 

It's been amazing how many woman have taken notice to Moncada. I've had multiple girls/women who don't care about sports ask about him. My friends mom, who is a Cubs fan and doesn't watch sports, was totally taken aback by Moncada. She couldn't believe how good looking a 21-year-old could be.

 

When you're 59 like me ALL 21 year olds are good looking.

[elrockinMT 493]

Ha!

 

It's been amazing how many woman have taken notice to Moncada. I've had multiple girls/women who don't care about sports ask about him. My friends mom, who is a Cubs fan and doesn't watch sports, was totally taken aback by Moncada. She couldn't believe how good looking a 21-year-old could be.

 

Actually my wife thinks Matt Davidson is cute and loves his hair. Darn!

Edited August 30, 2017 by elrockinMT

[Wanne 156]

Ha!

 

It's been amazing how many woman have taken notice to Moncada. I've had multiple girls/women who don't care about sports ask about him. My friends mom, who is a Cubs fan and doesn't watch sports, was totally taken aback by Moncada. She couldn't believe how good looking a 21-year-old could be.

 

I know this sounds pretty ridiculous to say...but probably my biggest fear about Moncada is him getting too caught up in being "pretty" and turning into a prima donna.

 

This thread is actually pretty funny...but even my gal commented on how many good looking young guys the Sox have...and she hates baseball.

[iamshack 316]

Actually my wife thinks Matt Davidson is cute and loves his hair. Darn!

I remember Gordon used to always talk about Davidson's head of hair.

 

He is a good looking man.

 

Although his read for the White Sox Talk podcast leaves a bit to be desired...

[southsider2k5 11,627]

I know this sounds pretty ridiculous to say...but probably my biggest fear about Moncada is him getting too caught up in being "pretty" and turning into a prima donna.

This thread is actually pretty funny...but even my gal commented on how many good looking young guys the Sox have...and she hates baseball.

 

Dude already has a shoe and car thing.

[Bob Sacamano 2,914]

Dude already has a shoe and car thing.

 

As long as he isn't trying to play ball unnecessarily with 10 huge chains around his neck, I'm good with that.

[SoxAce 3,160]

My wife likes Yolmer, and my daughter is in love with Kevan Smith.

 

My ex loves Yolmer. Which is ironic considering he reminds me of Maggs which is who my high school sweetheart loved.

[hi8is 2,845]

So much value added. Sooooooo much.

Edited August 30, 2017 by hi8is