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Machado signs with Padres 10/300


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8 minutes ago, fathom said:

I don’t think he’s talking about Machado. Rather he’s talking about the rebuild plan.  Feel free to say I read it wrong.

Probably, but since Merkin sounds like his dog died and then his fiancé left him for Fernando Tatis, Jr., so might as well be optimistic.

And at least we now know he can write a good funeral sermon when this is all over, I guess.

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16 minutes ago, CaliSoxFanViaSWside said:

Hey Chester the Cheetos Cheetah you will get a shot if the Sox ever sign, CC Sabathia, Carlos Carrasco ,Charlie Culberson or Cheslor Cuthbert !

I'm still not convinced Cheslor Cuthbert is a real person. That sounds like a horrible pseudonym; like someone picked 4 random syllables and stuck them together. Maybe the feds are letting the dude play baseball while in witness protection.

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2 minutes ago, Roughneck said:

I'm still not convinced Cheslor Cuthbert is a real person. That sounds like a horrible pseudonym; like someone picked 4 random syllables and stuck them together. Maybe the feds are letting the dude play baseball while in witness protection.

Or he's a rich lacrosse player in a college movie, most likely in a frat

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6 minutes ago, Peacock Wrestler said:

Or he's a rich lacrosse player in a college movie, most likely in a frat

Could be. Whit Merrifield is definitely a '70s gameshow host. But I think Cheslor Cuthbert is just like a bad alias someone thought up on the spot.

 

Joey Joe Joe Jr.

Mrs. Doubtfire

Dr. Chim Richalds

Cheslor Cuthbert

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11 minutes ago, Roughneck said:

I'm still not convinced Cheslor Cuthbert is a real person. That sounds like a horrible pseudonym; like someone picked 4 random syllables and stuck them together. Maybe the feds are letting the dude play baseball while in witness protection.

He’s actually from a fishing village...Corn Island, Nicaragua.  Had a $1.35 million signing bonus.

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