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4 minutes ago, caulfield12 said:

Perhaps if you do one for Lozano as well, it might push us over the top...

Long Off-season...

Zero Attention?

Not Over!

 

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36 minutes ago, greg775 said:

Ozzie, da man.

The Sox will rise again

With Ricky at the helm

Someone didn't pay attention during the poetry unit

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Even tho this isnt Manny related, I hope you guys all are safe during this ridiculous cold weather. My employer is a giant fuck face and I have to work today in -60 degree temps. Luckily I'm inside, but still. I hope your employers care more about you than mine. Good luck, guys. I consider this place an extended family.

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1 hour ago, Ross Gload Fan said:

Even tho this isnt Manny related, I hope you guys all are safe during this ridiculous cold weather. My employer is a giant fuck face and I have to work today in -60 degree temps. Luckily I'm inside, but still. I hope your employers care more about you than mine. Good luck, guys. I consider this place an extended family.

Are you working for Billy Ripken?

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53 minutes ago, default said:

Are you working for Billy Ripken?

What was that, 1985 Fleer?  How much is that card worth today, 25 cents?

 

Ice Ice Baby — Why Quantum Computers have to be cold

Go to the profile of James Wall
 

It’s a cold, cold world out there if you’re a qubit.

Quantum computers are cold. In fact, many quantum computers have to be kept to near absolute zero temperatures.

For the non-chemists in the room, absolute zero means 0 Kelvin.

0 Kelvin = -273.15 Celsius = -459.67 Farenheit!

Almost -460 degrees Fahrenheit!! Think about it, coldest temperature on record was in Antartica at -128.6 Fahrenheit. The world literally cannot be cold enough for these computers.

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Alright, I think it’s officially time for a new thread.  This one has brought nothing but pain, suffering, Haikus, and random Caulfield references.

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31 minutes ago, Chicago White Sox said:

Alright, I think it’s officially time for a new thread.  This one has brought nothing but pain, suffering, Haikus, and random Caulfield references.

Maybe we can set up an interview with Dan Clark and ask why he’s so confident the Yankees will sign Machado, and what tangible evidence this is based on...we really need Harper/Boras to make a move with the Phillies or at least ask for a formal offer if one hasn’t already been extended.

You forgot to mention Source Wars as well, that’s pretty much all that has happened this week so far.

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1 hour ago, caulfield12 said:

What was that, 1985 Fleer?  How much is that card worth today, 25 cents?

 

Ice Ice Baby — Why Quantum Computers have to be cold

Go to the profile of James Wall
 

It’s a cold, cold world out there if you’re a qubit.

Quantum computers are cold. In fact, many quantum computers have to be kept to near absolute zero temperatures.

For the non-chemists in the room, absolute zero means 0 Kelvin.

0 Kelvin = -273.15 Celsius = -459.67 Farenheit!

Almost -460 degrees Fahrenheit!! Think about it, coldest temperature on record was in Antartica at -128.6 Fahrenheit. The world literally cannot be cold enough for these computers.

Someone please introduce this guy to the concept of a "Refrigerator". 

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17 minutes ago, SoxBlanco said:

It’s so cold today that Hahn has no other choice but to stay inside all day and get a deal done. Oh, and it’s a Wednesday. 

Warm up Wednesday?

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13 hours ago, caulfield12 said:

Isn’t this from the theme song of Beauty & the Beast?

Tale as old as time
True as it can be
Barely even friends
Then somebody bends
Unexpectedly

Just a little change
Small to say the least
Both a little scared
Neither one prepared
Beauty and the Beast
 

Yes! This is your best post to date. I think you should do a gimmick change to be the guy who responds in nothing but pop lyrics which are topical to the discussion. I think you can pull it off.

11 hours ago, shipps said:

Of course, perfectly natural transition to beauty and the beast analogies when there is a lack of rumors. 

Next we can take a shot at some haiku? 

Deadly cold and wind

Manny sees Weather Channel

Fuck that; play for Pads.

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Guys, I don't want to alarm you, but it's Wednesday. The possibility exists that it might be a White Sox Wednesday. That's all I got.

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Wednesday, for the older crowd, was always Prince Spaghetti Day in the Northeast.  How that relates to Machado and Lozano I don't have a clue. 

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6 hours ago, Ross Gload Fan said:

Even tho this isnt Manny related, I hope you guys all are safe during this ridiculous cold weather. My employer is a giant fuck face and I have to work today in -60 degree temps. Luckily I'm inside, but still. I hope your employers care more about you than mine. Good luck, guys. I consider this place an extended family.

I still have to work today too, and we work with the doors open. So I got on my 32degree heat clothes and fleece lined clothes. Yeeesh.

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4 minutes ago, ChiliIrishHammock24 said:

I still have to work today too, and we work with the doors open. So I got on my 32degree heat clothes and fleece lined clothes. Yeeesh.

Yep. Dock worker here.

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Oh Machado

Why don't you come to your senses

You can swing for the fences

at G-R-F

This is boring, 

but I know that you've got your reasons,

This boredom is killing us, 

one day at a time.

 

Oh well, something about its been a long day and I hate the %^&*&^% Eagles.

 

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11 minutes ago, MeanJoeCrede said:

 White Sox Wednesday

- 17° in Chicago.

66° in Miami.

I'm still jumping on a plane for a quarter billion dollars if I'm Manny. Leave the wife on the beach....

Dude doesn’t have to go anywhere near Chicago in january

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