chitownsportsfan Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 9 minutes ago, bmags said: would love to be the translator for this discussion between doctor and patient. this needs to be a skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, chitownsportsfan said: this needs to be a skit. Believe me when patients ask the questions about when I think they can get into certain positions again, it gets to be a skit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron883 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, bmags said: would love to be the translator for this discussion between doctor and patient. "We've put together this chart identifying high risk, medium risk and low risk positions as it relates to your hip flexor injury" 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 hour ago, ptatc said: Believe me when patients ask the questions about when I think they can get into certain positions again, it gets to be a skit. So this dovetails into a hilarious story my buddy told me about a mutual friend. He tore his patella tendon doing a jump stop on blacktop (mid 30s sports, yea!) and was hammering away at this chick a few weeks after surgery and usually I guess his method of birth control is, well, exquisite body control -- but because of the knee he couldn't quite make it work it this time and a month later chick called him up and said she was pregnant. She ended up having a miscarriage like 10 weeks in anyways (maybe due to the COVID vaccine) so I guess it all worked out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ptatc Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 14 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: So this dovetails into a hilarious story my buddy told me about a mutual friend. He tore his patella tendon doing a jump stop on blacktop (mid 30s sports, yea!) and was hammering away at this chick a few weeks after surgery and usually I guess his method of birth control is, well, exquisite body control -- but because of the knee he couldn't quite make it work it this time and a month later chick called him up and said she was pregnant. She ended up having a miscarriage like 10 weeks in anyways (maybe due to the COVID vaccine) so I guess it all worked out. I am both happy and sad for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2Jimmy0 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 15 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: So this dovetails into a hilarious story my buddy told me about a mutual friend. He tore his patella tendon doing a jump stop on blacktop (mid 30s sports, yea!) and was hammering away at this chick a few weeks after surgery and usually I guess his method of birth control is, well, exquisite body control -- but because of the knee he couldn't quite make it work it this time and a month later chick called him up and said she was pregnant. She ended up having a miscarriage like 10 weeks in anyways (maybe due to the COVID vaccine) so I guess it all worked out. WTF? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
35thstreetswarm Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 24 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: So this dovetails into a hilarious story my buddy told me about a mutual friend. He tore his patella tendon doing a jump stop on blacktop (mid 30s sports, yea!) and was hammering away at this chick a few weeks after surgery and usually I guess his method of birth control is, well, exquisite body control -- but because of the knee he couldn't quite make it work it this time and a month later chick called him up and said she was pregnant. She ended up having a miscarriage like 10 weeks in anyways (maybe due to the COVID vaccine) so I guess it all worked out. Injuries, pregnancy, COVID, miscarriages -- all the elements of a hilarious story. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 (edited) Hilarious? Edited June 2, 2021 by wegner bad idea 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chitownsportsfan Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 4 minutes ago, 35thstreetswarm said: Injuries, pregnancy, COVID, miscarriages -- all the elements of a hilarious story. I guess I should have given a few more details. Girl he got pregnant already has a kid and she's financially secure, as is our buddy, who sorta wanted kids, which makes the miscarriage and or potential pregnancy not really a crisis. They were on good terms and were going to raise the kid together. The miscarriage also happened early enough in the pregnancy to where nobody really got that emotionally invested It was just funny to me that he couldn't pull out on time because of his knee injury. Ironically enough our buddy is -- you guessed it -- a professional physical therapist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ron883 Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 1 minute ago, chitownsportsfan said: I guess I should have given a few more details. Girl he got pregnant already has a kid and she's financially secure, as is our buddy, who sorta wanted kids, which makes the miscarriage and or potential pregnancy not really a crisis. They were on good terms and were going to raise the kid together. The miscarriage also happened early enough in the pregnancy to where nobody really got that emotionally invested It was just funny to me that he couldn't pull out on time because of his knee injury. Ironically enough our buddy is -- you guessed it -- a professional physical therapist. Does your buddy post on this forum?? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
35thstreetswarm Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 What happened to Louis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 17 minutes ago, 35thstreetswarm said: What happened to Louis? Thought some of the language (about Lisa especially) might've got me banned upon a perusal of the online rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted June 2, 2021 Share Posted June 2, 2021 35 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said: I guess I should have given a few more details. Girl he got pregnant already has a kid and she's financially secure, as is our buddy, who sorta wanted kids, which makes the miscarriage and or potential pregnancy not really a crisis. They were on good terms and were going to raise the kid together. The miscarriage also happened early enough in the pregnancy to where nobody really got that emotionally invested It was just funny to me that he couldn't pull out on time because of his knee injury. Ironically enough our buddy is -- you guessed it -- a professional physical therapist. The pull out method works? Damn!😲 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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