KevHead0881 1 Posted June 15, 2005 Didn't see this posted. Short article about Crazy Carl, essentially living up to his namesake. His Wrigley slam was amusing, but a few of these comments made me a bit squeemish. In Everett's world, Wrigley's extinct By Teddy Greenstein Tribune staff reporter June 14, 2005, 11:06 PM CDT The world already knows Carl Everett believes dinosaurs never roamed the planet. After all, there's no mention of them in the Bible. But the White Sox's designated hitter unleashes a swarm of new opinions in the July issue of Maxim magazine. The highlights: Wrigley Field is the worst park in the majors: "They need to implode Wrigley." Most baseball fans don't know diddly: "Fan is short for fanatic—he's crazy about something he really doesn't know about. And it's proven that 99 percent of baseball fans have no idea what they're watching." Jose Canseco is a "bitter, ignorant individual." The congressional hearings examining steroid use were a waste: "We have a war going on—I have family in that war—yet we're talking about steroids. … If everybody in the world got on steroids, we'll still lose more kids to a war than we will from steroids." Everett has had gay teammates, whom he has accepted, but: "Gays being gay is wrong. Two women can't produce a baby, two men can't produce a baby, so it's not how it's supposed to be. … I don't believe in gay marriages. I don't believe in being gay." Copyright © 2005, The Chicago Tribune Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rowand44 918 Posted June 15, 2005 He's definitely opinionated. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shagar69 0 Posted June 15, 2005 why is Jurassic in Maxim Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KevHead0881 1 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(Rowand44 @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 05:30 AM) He's definitely opinionated. Well, at least thats not debatable. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kalapse 844 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(shagar69 @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 12:31 AM) why is Jurassic in Maxim Scantaly clad photos of jurassic, what else? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene Honda Civic 0 Posted June 15, 2005 Teddy Greenstein, what are you writing about this for... You're our media guy. You're supposed to be putting the Mariotti suspension in print. Get to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rangercal 0 Posted June 15, 2005 You Gotta Love Carl!!! I agree with everything except the dinosaurs, and fanatic part. Preach on carl! lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WilliamTell 90 Posted June 15, 2005 lol Right On Carl!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jordan4life_2007 0 Posted June 15, 2005 He's right on about Wrigley. That s***box is gross. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperSteve 1 Posted June 15, 2005 That's why we love him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rex Kickass 0 Posted June 15, 2005 Does this make me a dinosaur? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Soxy 0 Posted June 15, 2005 So, do you believe in infertile couples Carl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sayitaintso 1 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(Kalapse @ Jun 14, 2005 -> 11:31 PM) Scantaly clad photos of jurassic, what else? Whos going to buy that? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
go-sox05 0 Posted June 15, 2005 so im guessing he probably isnt into gay dinosaurs. He's a strange strange man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bschmaranz 654 Posted June 15, 2005 I think I'm going to try and get a hold of Carl to perform my wedding ceremony, now that would be interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JUGGERNAUT 0 Posted June 15, 2005 I agree with him wholeheartedly about Wrigley. It is a horrible place to play for ball players. The dug outs are cramped as our the locker rooms. And if you play in the OF get ready to look stupid. When a ball makes it to the ivy it's anybody's guess as to where it will come off (Patty getting bonked in the head) or where it will roll to. As for the rest .. I just wonder if he thinks men really walked on the moon or it was staged in Hollywood Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RockRaines 59 Posted June 15, 2005 I wonder who the gay teammate is that he has accepted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shakes 124 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(go-sox05 @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 07:47 AM) so im guessing he probably isnt into gay dinosaurs. He's a strange strange man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LosMediasBlancas 0 Posted June 15, 2005 I might disagree with some of the things he says, but he's entitlted to his opinion. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buehrle>Wood 1,134 Posted June 15, 2005 I LOVE CARL Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goober 225 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 11:12 AM) I LOVE CARL didnt you read, he is opposed to this kind of stuff Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WilliamTell 90 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(Tmar28 @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 11:19 AM) didnt you read, he is opposed to this kind of stuff lol that he did. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kalapse 844 Posted June 15, 2005 QUOTE(Buehrle>Wood @ Jun 15, 2005 -> 11:12 AM) I LOVE CARL Carl Everett thinks you're an idiot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
