Texsox Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 White Sox 68 35 .660 - Twins 54 50 .519 14.5 Indians 55 51 .519 14.5 Tigers 50 54 .481 18.5 Royals 38 67 .362 31.0 14.5 Games Up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 06:21 AM) 14.5 Games Up I'm still expecting the Royals to make a run for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(Kid Gleason @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 12:10 PM) I'm still expecting the Royals to make a run for us. Aren't they still on their honeymoon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 1, 2005 Author Share Posted August 1, 2005 Charles and Camila Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 02:30 PM) Charles and Camila In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex. Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it. Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper... :puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 03:45 PM) In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex. Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it. Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper... :puke OMG.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 07:45 PM) In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex. Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it. Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper... :puke Ewwwww... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpringfieldFan Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(kapkomet @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 04:44 PM) Ewwwww... You know, we can take it to this level if you want, but you are going to have to hear about the time when my wallet fell out of my pants at work...into the toilet...while I was sitting during a dump...and yes, I was just about finished when it happened :puke absolutely true SFF Edited August 1, 2005 by SpringfieldFan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SoxFan1 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 06:12 PM) You know, we can take it to this level if you want, but you are going to have to hear about the time I when my wallet fell out of my pants at work...into the toilet...while I was sitting during a dump...and yes, I was just about finished when it happened :puke absolutely true SFF .............. :puke ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 02:45 PM) In the supermarket checkout line yesterday I saw the gossip rags say Camilla cheated on Chuck with her ex. Looker that she is, I guess I can understand it. Seriously, the last time I got a nasty piece of ass like that was when my finger accidentally poked through the toilet paper... :puke :puke :puke :puke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamslam Posted August 1, 2005 Share Posted August 1, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 THESE are the Posts Of The Month???? ....good thing it's early.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 It wasn't on the boards, but it was still deserving. I got home and held off getting a drink before I got caught up on SoxTalk (what an addict I am). Soxnbears found that funny and said: SoxTalk>Dehydration Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 It's there so I'm taking it .... This thread is full of s***. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 QUOTE(YASNY @ Aug 2, 2005 -> 04:52 AM) It's there so I'm taking it .... This thread is full of s***. Aren't you being Charmin today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 From the Hendrix played gay thread QUOTE(Middle Buffalo @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 09:56 AM) Then the lyrics are just as I always thought, "Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 QUOTE(RockRaines @ Aug 3, 2005 -> 01:16 PM) Im going to ask him to move in with us. Im sure he wouldnt mind. "Hey Gooch, get me a beer while you are in the kitchen" From the interview with Tadahito thread and him living and commuting from Schaumburg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SnB Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 (edited) Fla in the U of I gang thread QUOTE(Soxnbears01 @ Aug 3, 2005 -> 03:54 PM) yeah he does. stupid hoosier QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Aug 3, 2005 -> 10:48 PM) Isn't that redundant? I Kid Because I Care Edited August 4, 2005 by Soxnbears01 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Gleason Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 From JimH to Southsider2k5 on the Griffey thread: Mike do you have a green font deficiency today? And SS2k5's reply: Yeah, I sold all of my green font to Texsox for use on SLaP, in exchange for a font TBNL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 6, 2005 Author Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(Steff @ Aug 5, 2005 -> 01:57 PM) I had them demoted... Baaahaaaahaaaahaaaaa..... Trust me, to some, this is very, very funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted August 6, 2005 Share Posted August 6, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 09:21 AM) Trust me, to some, this is very, very funny. Post.Of.The.Year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CubsSuck1 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(Texsox @ Aug 6, 2005 -> 08:21 AM) Trust me, to some, this is very, very funny. Yeah, LOL, I'm dying over here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wsox08 Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 What is the subway sandwich of the day tomorrow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted August 7, 2005 Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(SpringfieldFan @ Aug 1, 2005 -> 05:12 PM) You know, we can take it to this level if you want, but you are going to have to hear about the time when my wallet fell out of my pants at work...into the toilet...while I was sitting during a dump...and yes, I was just about finished when it happened :puke absolutely true SFF Ok I'll bite, how did that happen? Your wallet was probably in the back pocket of your pants, which are around your ankles near the floor. You were sitting on the toilet, so it's probably air tight, with no room for anything to fall into it. Please explain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 7, 2005 Author Share Posted August 7, 2005 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Aug 7, 2005 -> 01:09 PM) Ok I'll bite, how did that happen? Your wallet was probably in the back pocket of your pants, which are around your ankles near the floor. You were sitting on the toilet, so it's probably air tight, with no room for anything to fall into it. Please explain. Anyone want to guess the story really starts with . . . so this girl walks into the bathroom . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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