Soxy Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 QUOTE(nitetrain8601 @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 01:27 AM) Rally Crede might kill you for messing with the Avy. Are you kidding? The Rally Crede and The Rally Chomsky are best friends forever. They sit around drinking keg after keg and discussing current topics in linguistics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitetrain8601 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Oct 25, 2005 -> 11:29 PM) Are you kidding? The Rally Crede and The Rally Chomsky are best friends forever. They sit around drinking keg after keg and discussing current topics in linguistics. In that case, Viva La Rally Chomsky! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greasywheels121 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Rally Crede Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Applications for the Rally Blum are now being accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSH2005 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Roy Oswalt fears the Rally Crede so much that he would sooner nail him with a pitch than face him with a 1-2 count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally Crede never used steroids Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kapkomet Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 With all that hair, that's obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soxy Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally Crede thrives on 4 hours of sleep! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 QUOTE(ChiSoxyGirl @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 06:12 AM) The Rally Crede thrives on 4 hours of sleep! Actually, the Rally Crede never sleeps. But, He has been known to sometimes go on vacation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally crede once went on vacation to Disney World. He shot a porno with Daisy Duck in Space Mountain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OilCan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally Crede doesn't give a roody-toot-toot if the roof's open or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 John Cougar Mellancamp did not write "Roody Toot Toot". The Rally Crede did. Rooty Toot Toot -The Rally Crede Got my hands on a little bit of dough So I went to the grocery store And got some steaks to go went by and picked up my gal, Teddi Jo We had ourselves a picnic Beside a dirt road Rooty toot toot Rooty toot toot We had it made in the shade Like a ball through the hoop Spinnin' and tumblin' inside this hoola hoop Livin' and learnin' Rooty toot toot We laid out a blanket And started a fire Had the radio playin' From inside the car I took off my shirt and kicked off my shoes She read the paper And told me the news She said, there's a lot of people out there Who are at the end of their rope Sometimes baby You've got to lay low Chorus We stayed there all day We both got us some real good suntans I thought that was ok Sometimes life can be so grand We were gettin' ready To shake out of that place When the Illinois state trooper Got in my face He said, You're on private property But once he cooled down he was ok Sometimes you're golden, man That's all I got to say Chorus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally Crede sleeps eight hours a night!!! ........ well, ok, he was pretty normal when it came to that. so.. They use The Rally Crede's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at The Cell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 QUOTE(RibbieRubarb @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 03:48 PM) The Rally Crede sleeps eight hours a night!!! ........ well, ok, he was pretty normal when it came to that. so.. They use The Rally Crede's foreskin as a tarp when it rains at The Cell! Be original. Forget Bill Brasky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KipWellsFan Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 "It just dawned on me! The scroll of Rally Crede isn't about baseball but about a hitter's ultimate ideal. The hitter's first achievement is the unity of man and bat. Once this unity is attained, even a blade of grass can be used as a bat. The second achievement is when the bat exists in one's heart when absent from one's hand. One can strike an enemy pitch at 100 paces off the outside corner, even with bare hands. A hitter's ultimate achievement is the absence of the bat in both hand and heart. The hitter is at peace with the rest of the world. The Rally Crede realizes he has much to teach his young retainers" p.s. I haven't had enough sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 01:49 PM) Be original. Forget Bill Brasky. QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 02:50 PM) I once saw the Rally Crede scissor kick Angela Lansbury. QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 19, 2005 -> 03:49 PM) The Rally Crede has a human skull as its belt buckle. I will if you will. :rolly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Yes, but I only used it twice. I made up the rest. You, on the other hand, keep repeating stuff that people posted already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaDoc Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Everytime Crede makes a great play I yell "The Rally Crede!" and my twelve year old answers "The defensive Crede!". Something we will remember a long time. One more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 (edited) QUOTE(knightni @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 02:43 PM) Yes, but I only used it twice. I made up the rest. You, on the other hand, keep repeating stuff that people posted already. A.I haven't repeated B.I've posted tons of orginal stuff C.Who cares?!? :sleep Edited October 26, 2005 by RibbieRubarb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rangercal Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 Let's not fight over the rally crede! Their is enough rally crede to go around! Knightni, you get sloppy seconds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally Crede is angered by the anger directed at each other within his thread. The Rally Crede really meant it when he gave us that new commandment telling us to "Love one another". The Rally Crede does not wish for wars to be fought in his name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 And trust me, you don't want to anger The Rally Crede. That would be a very bad thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamslam Posted October 26, 2005 Share Posted October 26, 2005 The Rally Crede Deemed That All Good Sox Fans Will Be Rewarded This Year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigEdWalsh Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 Yea. Behold, it came to pass that the promise that The Rally Crede gave to White Sox fans was fulfilled. And The Rally Crede sat upon his throne and smiled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YASNY Posted October 27, 2005 Share Posted October 27, 2005 QUOTE(BigEdWalsh @ Oct 26, 2005 -> 07:01 PM) Yea. Behold, it came to pass that the promise that The Rally Crede gave to White Sox fans was fulfilled. And The Rally Crede sat upon his throne and smiled. ... and it was good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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