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This whole thread is a mastercard commercial...

 

Juggernaut getting pwned = priceless

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 12:28 PM)
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH its another right wing attack against the Clintons!!!! :chair

Man, I'm too sober for this. I need to go take a walk along the ceiling.

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I have a feeling that Juggs was refering to me when he said that some aren't man enough to handle the benign, general pot shots taken at libs. The fact is, if he'd take his head out of his self infatuated ass he'd realize that I'm regularly taking my pot shots at the liberal members here at Soxtalk. However, I won't demean or belittle them as they do have legitimate POV's that do need to be heard, whether I happen to agree with them or not. But this guy, he's a real self absorbed piece of ... uh ... work. I ask him if terms like "left wing nut job" are really necessary, and he tries to twist it back to me for pointing it out.

 

Juggs. I have two words for you.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Go Away!

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QUOTE(Balta1701 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 08:30 PM)
Man, I'm too sober for this.  I need to go take a walk along the ceiling.

:lolhitting

 

I stopped drinking my coke 15 minutes ago because I was about to choke and spit on my monitor so many times.

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I'll make this blatantly simple:

If you believe in abortion on demand you are NOT a social conservative.

If you believe in tax dollars paying for contraception in high schools you are NOT a social conservative.

If you believe in a severe sep of Church & State to where general ref's to God or spiritualism in schools should be prohibited you are NOT a social conservative.

If you believe that illicit drugs should be legal you are NOT a social conservative.

If you believe that the existing porn-culture of America is good for America you are NOT a social conservative.

If you believe that children should be free to engage in sex with whomever they want as early as age 12 you are NOT a social conservative.

If you don't believe Kinsey was the director for sexual predators & monsters in tabulating his sex books you are NOT a social conservative.

If you don't believe incest is bad you are NOT a social conservative.

 

On the economic side:

If you don't believe that government should be limited in size & scope to the barest needs required for the nation you are NOT an economic conservative. That means little to no funding for all these horses*** programs like killing babies & what not.

If you don't believe that with respect to education the government should provide minimal monetary assistance & have no say whatsoever in cirriculum you are NOT an economic conservative.

If you don't believe that teacher's unions are a cancer & not help towards education you are NOT an economic conservative.

If you aren't appauled by the fact it costs on average $10,000/yr to educate one pupil in elementary & high school you are NOT an economic conservative.

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^^ Where the hell did that come from? Oh, nevermind, have to change the subject again.

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Wait, so I have to believe in insest to be a liberal? Balta, this wasn't in the contract when I signed up.

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QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:31 PM)
:lolhitting

 

I stopped drinking my coke 15 minutes ago because I was about to choke and spit on my monitor so many times.

 

 

 

 

Oh sooo many possibilities...

 

 

Quack, quack, quack, quack...... :lolhitting

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QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 08:37 PM)
Oh sooo many possibilities...

Quack, quack, quack, quack......  :lolhitting

Juggs HANDCUFFED me!!

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You can't see where that came from? Sad. It's pretty obvious where it came from. Some weighing in claiming to be conservative. They obviously don't know what the word means so I had to spell it out for them in terms they might be capable of understanding.

 

Here's some advice for you. Go to the IL GOP site & read the charter then do the same at the IL DEM site. Then decide what you are before you make a claim to the contrary.

Edited by JUGGERNAUT

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QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:40 PM)
Juggs HANDCUFFED me!!

 

Its all Bush's fault. :bang

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I am so glad I waded into this thread, I am laughing so hard at Juggy getting pwned. Steff :notworthy I am having a hard time understanding some of the details, but I think Juggy is planning on breeding with an inflatamate to produce the next synthetic race to do homework? Is that correct?

 

I'm guessing the Doctors at the home are going to take away his computer time when they read this log of his activities. Not since the days of Ncorgbl have I seen someone so amazingly out of his mind.

 

Reality, what a concept . . .

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QUOTE(JUGGERNAUT @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 08:41 PM)
You can't see where that came from?  Sad.  It's pretty obvious where it came from.  Some weighing in claiming to be conservative.  They obviously don't know what the word means so I had to spell it out for them in terms they might be capable of understanding.

 

Here's some advice for you.  Go to the IL GOP site & read the charter then do the same at the IL DEM site.  Then decide what you are before you make a claim to the contrary.

*sniff, sniff* Daaaaaaaaaaayummmmmn, what's that SMELL?

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QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:46 PM)
*sniff, sniff*  Daaaaaaaaaaayummmmmn, what's that SMELL?

 

 

Its my dope. I guess you need to smoke this stuff to be a liberal... Here try it.

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Tex... I thought long and hard.... hehe.. before quoting him... Longest 3.5 minutes of my day - which would have been made a lot easier if the search feature was back up and running.. :lolhitting

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Now that's funny! That I would say is worthy of being owned. As to his not understanding that doesn't surprise me. If you suffer from SAST as so many of you here obviously do anything past 3 lines in length would likely be hard for you to understand.

 

But I give him credit. He linked my frustration with my own kid with my visions of the future in creating less flawed life & he did it in a funny way.

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/fog sets in

 

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

 

now it aaaaaaaaallllllllllll makes sense!!!!!!!!!!!!

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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:47 PM)
Its my dope.  I guess you need to smoke this stuff to be a liberal...  Here try it.

 

 

 

Pass the pipe.. daddy-o. ;)

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I only know of one or two liberal administrators, and I'm one of them......

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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 08:59 PM)
I only know of one or two liberal administrators, and I'm one of them......

That's why we hate you. :chair :bang

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QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 01:00 PM)
That's why we hate you.  :chair  :bang

Yes, um, Damn you liberal admins! Trying to run this place like it's the New York Times!

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QUOTE(kapkomet @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:00 PM)
That's why we hate you.  :chair  :bang

 

 

No, no....we've been through this. Teens and people at other boards think I'm awesome.

 

[/back to killing babies, snorting coke, practicing all sorts of crazy sexual rituals, stepping on puppies, hating on Jews (AND CYBORGS!) and being a usualy liberal democrat]

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QUOTE(Heads22 @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 02:59 PM)
I only know of one or two liberal administrators, and I'm one of them......

 

 

There is a really funny joke in there somewhere... :P

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QUOTE(Steff @ Feb 7, 2006 -> 03:03 PM)
There is a really funny joke in there somewhere...  :P

 

Um......please don't bite..... :P

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