thedoctor Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 i'm not talking about sexually transmitted diseases, just things that can happen to you in the course of a good old roll in the hay. i ask because i am currently nursing a sprained ankle i got when my foot got tangled up in the bedsheets and twisted during a particularly active encounter recently. hurts like hell, but i kinda smile a bit every time i wince. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aboz56 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Sorry, but this is just too funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Yes I have hurt myself. Some things just dont bend that way, no matter how hard she tries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 i'm trying to imagine that...and i just can't...twisting your ankle on bed sheets... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoctor Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(bmags @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 07:37 PM) i'm trying to imagine that...and i just can't...twisting your ankle on bed sheets... well, i could explain it but i'm not going to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 That must have been scary for you, ankle twisted in bed sheets and you all alone I got wedged into a car once. I couldn't figure out how my knee wound up where it did. I couldn't lift it straight up and I couldn't figure out how to move much forward or back. LMAO for 5 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoctor Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 07:46 PM) That must have been scary for you, ankle twisted in bed sheets and you all alone nicely done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3E8 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Does injuring your pride count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(3E8 @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 03:03 PM) Does injuring your pride count? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iwritecode Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 (edited) Well I heard the front door open and had to get out of the house pretty fast. I snuck out the window but forgot that we were on the second story. The bushes helped break my fall but I still had a few bruises and sore ankle the next day. Seriously, the closest I've ever come to getting injured is trying to get my clothes back on when I heard my parents walking up the stairs. Or bumping my head on the headboard... Edited February 10, 2006 by Iwritecode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hammerhead johnson Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Can premature ejaculators get injured? I've been fortunate thus far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 This can be a little graphic, so please ignore me if you have a weak stomach. You know how sometimes you can sprain ligaments? Well........... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyho7476 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 I know Rodman has busted his schwantz a couple times...bangin too hard and then...missing the hole. Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 03:11 PM) This can be a little graphic, so please ignore me if you have a weak stomach. You know how sometimes you can sprain ligaments? Well........... Yep, i was insinuating the same thing. It was also an especially funny episode of "The Drew Carey Show", right before they jumped the shark. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yoda Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Best thread title ever! Puts the sex back in Sex, Lies, and Music. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(kyyle23 @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 02:41 PM) Yep, i was insinuating the same thing. It was also an especially funny episode of "The Drew Carey Show", right before they jumped the shark. Just so the kiddies know, even if there isnt bone IN it, it can be broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedoctor Posted February 10, 2006 Author Share Posted February 10, 2006 QUOTE(RockRaines @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 08:53 PM) Just so the kiddies know, even if there isnt bone IN it, it can be broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Glen Quagmire: Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time. This thread just reminded me of a family guy episode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gene Honda Civic Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Dislocated Shoulder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 While we were, um, doing it on the living room floor of a friend's apartment, someone opened the front door. Reflexivly, I jumped up. However, while I was 'busy', it seems the stereo cabinet door had come open, so when I got up, I hit it with my back, shattering the door into many pieces, including the 3 that lodged in my back. Made for interesting emergency room stories. Although it happened 20 years ago, I stillhave the scars, and still get asked by my friend when I am getting him a new stereo cabinet door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 QUOTE(Yoda @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 02:48 PM) Best thread title ever! Puts the sex back in Sex, Lies, and Music. Never injured MYSELF, but I've put the hurtin' on a few ladies in my day.... Puts the LIES back in Sex, Lies and Music..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 This isn't actually an injury but it did happen to a friend of mine. He and his girl where "having relations" for the first time. Once he was in she clenched up, and couldn't unclench. He was stuck. They had to call the paramedics. They gave her some muscle relaxers or something like that, and said told them it really wasn't that unusual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rex Hudler Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 Just basic carpet burns and bruises.. But there was that major charley horse which provided some good laughter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whitesoxfan101 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 QUOTE(Dick Allen @ Feb 10, 2006 -> 08:16 PM) This isn't actually an injury but it did happen to a friend of mine. He and his girl where "having relations" for the first time. Once he was in she clenched up, and couldn't unclench. He was stuck. They had to call the paramedics. They gave her some muscle relaxers or something like that, and said told them it really wasn't that unusual. Had a friend that had that happen to them too, so great to make fun of. Sounds like a b**** to have happen to you though. Dislocated Shoulder. WTF?? As for me, just floorburn and general soreness, I'm boring apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 QUOTE(Rex Hudler @ Feb 11, 2006 -> 03:25 AM) Just basic carpet burns and bruises.. But there was that major charley horse which provided some good laughter. I hope that's what she was laughing at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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