Texsox Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 BERLIN (Reuters) - German sex educators plan to launch a spray-on condom tailor-made for all sizes. Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy, a Singen-based practice that offers advice on condom use, told Reuters Thursday the product aimed to help people enjoy better and safer sex lives. "We're trying to develop the perfect condom for men that's suited to every size of penis," he said. "We're very serious." Krause's team (spraykondom.de) is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. if(!CMSB_ID){var CMSB_ID=""} CMSB_ID+="120106_MIDART_editorschoice,";document.write(''); "It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides," he said. "We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash." Krause said the plan is to make the product ready for use in about five seconds. He said it would function more effectively as a contraceptive because it would fit better and not slip. However, before the new condom can be sold in shops, the firm must ensure that the latex is evenly spread when sprayed, as well as optimize the vulcanization process. Krause hopes the high tech condom, which will be available in different strengths and colors, will on the market by 2008. He said the spray can would likely cost some 20 euros ($26) as a one-off purchase. The latex cartridges -- sufficient for up to 20 applications -- would cost roughly 10 euros, he said. Krause said he had hit upon the idea when considering the difficulties some people faced using condoms, and drew inspiration from spray-on plasters now used in medicine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Middle Buffalo Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I like it. I'm gonna wait for the ribbed version, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MinnesotaSoxFan Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 I'm not sharing it with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 George Costanza will love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Now instead of "No Glove, No Love" We will have "No Spray, No Lay" THAT's progress, folks....ain't it amazing what technology can do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RibbieRubarb Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 (edited) To quote SNL: "This condom is expected to sell better than last year's "Iron-on" condom..." Edited December 4, 2006 by RibbieRubarb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosMediasBlancas Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 It's about time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 QUOTE(LosMediasBlancas @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 02:01 PM) It's about time. spray on hair....spray on condoms....what's next? there's a thread idea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 i'd like to see the infomercial of the exhasperated consumer struggling put on his condom with the toaster going off and flour everywhere. Now its just the touch of a button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 QUOTE(bmags @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 01:46 PM) i'd like to see the infomercial of the exhasperated consumer struggling put on his condom with the toaster going off and flour everywhere. Now its just the touch of a button! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EvilMonkey Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 Man....with all that spraying, i'd hate to be the ozone layer over Tommy Lee's house Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bmags Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 don't worry EM, tommy lee doesn't wear condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longshot7 Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 how bout not wearing a condom? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WilliamTell Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 lol it's like a car wash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 And how...pray tell...does the reservoir tip come into play? Cuz, without it...that could cause some problems... Ew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 QUOTE(CanOfCorn @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 03:01 PM) And how...pray tell...does the reservoir tip come into play? Cuz, without it...that could cause some problems... Ew. Exactly what I was thinking. I mean logistically.... where does it.... go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 QUOTE(Balance @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 04:40 PM) Exactly what I was thinking. I mean logistically.... where does it.... go? imagine, or don't imagine, the "failed" tests for this idea.... and again, imagine or don't imagine the lab rats, whether actual rats or otherwise, and trying to figure out the best way to "make it happen" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted December 4, 2006 Share Posted December 4, 2006 And then when you go to remove the spray condom and realize it's ripping off a bunch of short and curlys with it. . . Yeeeeaaaaaooowwwcchh!! And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 05:52 PM) And then when you go to remove the spray condom and realize it's ripping off a bunch of short and curlys with it. . . Yeeeeaaaaaooowwwcchh!! And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing? maybe it's a trick and it's simply super glue and it's to get the really stupid people of the world to stop breeding we can only sit by and hope Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted December 5, 2006 Author Share Posted December 5, 2006 QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 04:52 PM) And then when you go to remove the spray condom and realize it's ripping off a bunch of short and curlys with it. . . Yeeeeaaaaaooowwwcchh!! And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing? Oh, you have to remove it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balance Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 QUOTE(sox4lifeinPA @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 04:11 PM) imagine, or don't imagine, the "failed" tests for this idea.... and again, imagine or don't imagine the lab rats, whether actual rats or otherwise, and trying to figure out the best way to "make it happen" For some reason, I now have the sound of a champagne cork popping stuck in my head.... Followed by some wincing.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sox4lifeinPA Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 QUOTE(Balance @ Dec 5, 2006 -> 05:19 PM) For some reason, I now have the sound of a champagne cork popping stuck in my head.... Followed by some wincing.... and a lot of bleeding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 (edited) QUOTE(FlaSoxxJim @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 04:52 PM) And, are thare really that many people that are completrely bewildered by proper comdom use? And if so, will thos braniacs be able to master this thing? Those are the same brainiacs that use the combination of .... Edited December 5, 2006 by southsideirish71 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farmteam Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 QUOTE(Texsox @ Dec 4, 2006 -> 07:27 AM) Jan Vinzenz Krause from the Institute for Condom Consultancy Are you kidding me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CanOfCorn Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 QUOTE(southsideirish71 @ Dec 5, 2006 -> 04:59 PM) Those are the same brainiacs that use the combination of .... NOW we're talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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