knightni Posted April 24, 2008 Author Share Posted April 24, 2008 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Apr 24, 2008 -> 03:06 PM) Economic stimulus payment schedule QUOTE (Controlled Chaos @ Apr 24, 2008 -> 03:11 PM) We goin Sizzler...we goin sizzler!! A "Cabbage Patch Dance" emoticon? I can now die in peace, I have officially seen everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted April 28, 2008 Share Posted April 28, 2008 QUOTE (shipps @ Apr 26, 2008 -> 07:36 AM) Great job knightni definetly the coolest thread slam has had in a while. Just because it was a cool thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Controlled Chaos Posted May 1, 2008 Share Posted May 1, 2008 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 04:03 PM) What in sams hell made that cat wander into Chicago and just camp out. Thats just crazy QUOTE (knightni @ Apr 30, 2008 -> 04:08 PM) ITALIAN. BEEF. SANDWICHES. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 QUOTE (The Critic @ May 5, 2008 -> 08:49 AM) http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-r...p&type=lgns The article doesn't say why Bale punched the hotel room door. Maybe room service was late? The ice machine was broken? The pool was closed? Dumbass. QUOTE (shipps @ May 5, 2008 -> 08:59 AM) Drunken injuries are always so confusing the next day. OMG, how many people saw themselves in that post? me neither Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted May 6, 2008 Share Posted May 6, 2008 QUOTE (Jordan4life @ May 6, 2008 -> 02:56 PM) Just got back from court. I will be sentenced to 10 days in CC for driving on a statutory suspended license (it was originally suspensed for driving drunk). Anyway, I've never been in actual jail before. I'm a little nervous. Has anybody from the board spent any time in jail? What should I expect? Are the "don't drop the soap or else" myths true? Any info will be appreciated. QUOTE (shipps @ May 6, 2008 -> 03:34 PM) Wow after reading the posts in this thread jail dont seem half bad.I could really use a vacation,do they have pamphlets or a website with their rates? Shipps and NSS have caused havoc with my keyboard today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 11, 2008 Author Share Posted June 11, 2008 QUOTE (juddling @ Jun 10, 2008 -> 05:12 PM) Here's the best Headline i saw about the Benson release.... "The Chicago Bears show Cedric Benson the door, which promptly knocks him back for a two-yard loss" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 NBA player Marko Jaric gets engaged to a hot Victoria's Secret virgin model named Adriana Lima. QUOTE (MHizzle85 @ Jun 13, 2008 -> 08:29 PM) These are my reactions to that news, this man may have struck gold. QUOTE (EvilJester99 @ Jun 13, 2008 -> 08:31 PM) He hasn't struck it quite yet.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted July 30, 2008 Share Posted July 30, 2008 QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jul 30, 2008 -> 10:05 AM) why didn't anybody tell me Puddle of Mudd concerts suck? I left like an hour into it and just went to the bar to get hammered. Now I have a headache. QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Jul 30, 2008 -> 10:28 AM) The fact that the band came to the Dakota's should have been the first hint that they blow. QUOTE (Heads22 @ Jul 30, 2008 -> 02:34 PM) Gage with a rare moment of hilarity. I been waiting three years for Gage to say something close to POTM worthy . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 6, 2008 Author Share Posted August 6, 2008 QUOTE (whitesoxbrian @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 02:22 AM) Some rookie SP Waters from Baltimore shut out LAA in 8 innings today. QUOTE (Jenks Heat @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 02:45 PM) "Somebody bring me some Water(s)" Some good old school Melissa Etheridge right there. QUOTE (Brian @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 03:02 PM) Please hand in your man card on your way out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 7, 2008 Share Posted August 7, 2008 QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Aug 6, 2008 -> 08:40 PM) I wore a Sox jersey to a department function out here once, a lady approached me and asked about it, turns out she was good friends with Kelley. Right around the time he had that brief stint with the dodgers. Closest thing I have to a real connection to anyone. QUOTE (TCQ @ Aug 7, 2008 -> 07:55 AM) Woah thats kinda depressing...Ill be your friend if you want Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted August 14, 2008 Share Posted August 14, 2008 I can't quote it directly but Shipps current sig had me spitting on my keyboard . . . Not to make this moment awkward but........I have an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted August 17, 2008 Author Share Posted August 17, 2008 Perfect head? QUOTE (shipps @ Aug 17, 2008 -> 09:42 AM) Toothless. QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Aug 17, 2008 -> 12:19 PM) just like grandma... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted August 28, 2008 Share Posted August 28, 2008 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Aug 28, 2008 -> 12:27 PM) Well now I know how a Chinese place can serve Wings... In response to Chinese cat grows wings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackie hayes Posted September 5, 2008 Share Posted September 5, 2008 QUOTE (BigSqwert @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 04:28 PM) Division is ours to "Loose"? QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 04:29 PM) Should this poll be restarted after todays news??? QUOTE (Leonard Zelig @ Sep 5, 2008 -> 04:44 PM) You mean today's noose? Slight misspelling in a poll (see the first post) leads to cleverness that should be commemorated. Nicely done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted September 7, 2008 Author Share Posted September 7, 2008 QUOTE (fathom @ Sep 6, 2008 -> 11:00 PM) My wife is so getting laid tonight. QUOTE (Brian @ Sep 6, 2008 -> 11:05 PM) Aw man, what did she ever do to you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_genius Posted September 25, 2008 Share Posted September 25, 2008 From the bank bailout thread QUOTE (Heads22 @ Sep 25, 2008 -> 10:22 AM) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted October 9, 2008 Author Share Posted October 9, 2008 QUOTE (almagest @ Oct 8, 2008 -> 04:34 PM) Yeah, this was pretty much inevitable the moment she told you about "seeing other people." Focus on enjoying yourself at college, and surrounding yourself with as many boobs as possible. QUOTE (CanOfCorn @ Oct 9, 2008 -> 12:38 PM) He IS on Soxtalk, isn't he? There are lots of boobs on this board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 20, 2008 Share Posted October 20, 2008 From the (color)-out Game thread QUOTE (The Critic @ Oct 18, 2008 -> 09:24 AM) A better version of this joke follows: The Cubs could have a Blue-Out Day because the Dodgers blew them out 3 times in a row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shipps Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 QUOTE (Texsox @ Oct 23, 2008 -> 07:21 AM) Titanic About fifteen minutes in I started thinking, I have three more hours of this s***?! QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Oct 23, 2008 -> 08:16 AM) After 15 minutes I was rooting for the Ocean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Texsox Posted October 28, 2008 Share Posted October 28, 2008 QUOTE (Chet Lemon @ Oct 28, 2008 -> 09:30 AM) Indicted on 7 counts--and convicted on 7 counts QUOTE (Rex Kicka** @ Oct 28, 2008 -> 09:51 AM) I believe this means that he will not be able to vote for himself. From the Ted Stevens Thread in the 'Buster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 QUOTE (Athomeboy_2000 @ Nov 6, 2008 -> 07:45 AM) Gibbs To Be White House Press Secretary QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Nov 6, 2008 -> 01:32 PM) So many free energy jokes, and only a few years to get them in... Balta's science-nerdiness makes me look downright cool by comparison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted November 6, 2008 Share Posted November 6, 2008 QUOTE (FlaSoxxJim @ Nov 6, 2008 -> 11:36 AM) Balta's science-nerdiness makes me look downright cool by comparison. Your encouragement does not phase (rule) me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 Jaime Torres, 19 year old Cuban free agent 3B Dayan Viciedo's agent, stated that the portly Viciedo was a 5 tool guy. Stan Bahnsen's reply: QUOTE (Stan Bahnsen @ Nov 15, 2008 -> 01:38 PM) What Torres failed to mention is that three of those (five) tools are a fork, a knife and a spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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