soxwon Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 It has begun And on the 21st day-a of the 4th month-a of the year 2008 Da Baseball Gods are joyous, they are besides themselves All wrapped up in the Hysteria of Whitesoxmania The Soxeth have been bequeethed, with the ability-a Of a thousand rampant warriors, conquering what is left of American-a baseball!!!! Months ago Da Reverand-A, went up the mountain and received his blessings from said Gods. He was delivered to the US Cellular altar, and evoked Da blessings of the Holiest of Holys of all Sports Gods. Blessed are Da Men, whom comprise the 25 roster-a For they have been shown, the vision-a, of their future. A future, no player, no team, no sportswriter can deny them-a For they, who was picketh for 3rd and forth places shall reign supreme, all thru the springeth, and the hot summer To fight and destroy, and overtake everything, that was once great They will be known as the Greatest of All greats in the 2008th year of this planet-a The Crown will be ours-a, once again. The northside pretenders, will have a good year-yes a But will eventually fall to the futilty, that will engulf them their new foreign born leader, will fall to injury in late summer Our warriors of Da silva and Black, will overwhelm All teams, and opponents including media opponents Jay M will bow at their feet, and beg for forgivness-a The City will erupt-a in late October With a display, of heroics, fireworks, and glorious victory All cumulating, in Da crowning of The New Champions. So strap it down and hunker it up As it has been written, in baseball heavens The White Sox of 08, will begin dominance of America's game Keep your heads up my flock, smile and walk with that swagger as Nick, Jermaine, AJ, and Crede, will lead the team to victory And ozzie will once again, be the leader of Baseballs Fearcest team-a It has begun ......from Da Reverand 4/21/2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiliIrishHammock24 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 oh lord.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AddisonStSox Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Don't quit your day-job. Then again, if you had time to compose such literary prose, I doubt you are currently employed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsideirish71 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Can we stop the poetry and song crap. I mean we get what like 10 of these silly song and poem threads per year. They are all long winded and have no point. If you are feeling poetic, try it out on your girl not on the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the People's Champ Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 They will be known as the Greatest of All greats in the 2008th year of this planet Uh, yeah. The planet has been around a lot longer than that there, Jimmy Swaggart Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O And on this farm he had a horse E-I-E-I-O With a horse horse here, and a horse horse there Here a horse, there a horse, everywhere a horse horse Old McDonald had a farm E-I-E-I-O Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 It's ok folks. To each is own and let him or her celebrate in their own way. However, about a fourth of that poem would have been fine with me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 goddamnit not again!!! why does this happen? why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted April 21, 2008 Share Posted April 21, 2008 wow ok i wrote my above post without even reading it... then i did. that is just effing... ... like you made up words and completely ditched any sense of rhyme scheme or meter or anything. like... thats not a poem, its a random jumble of words that only have one thing in common and that's that they somewhat have to do with the white sox. take this to an open mic. and invite me. please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (southsideirish71 @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:55 PM) Can we stop the poetry and song crap. I mean we get what like 10 of these silly song and poem threads per year. They are all long winded and have no point. If you are feeling poetic, try it out on your girl not on the rest of us. You have inspired me to write my first of many White Sox songs. Coming soon, hopefully. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knightni Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (JoeCoolMan24 @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 06:41 PM) oh lord.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (soxwon @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:35 PM) The Soxeth have been bequeethed New sig material right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I cant wait for the book club to discuss this in chat tomorrow during the game Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 07:12 PM) I cant wait for the book club to discuss this in chat tomorrow during the game SNAP! I'll be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RME JICO Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (BobDylan @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 06:07 PM) New sig material right there. That doesn't sound right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDylan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (RME JICO @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 07:14 PM) That doesn't sound right. Cigga weed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaliSoxFanViaSWside Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Off days suck . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whtsoxfan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (soxwon @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 05:35 PM) It has begun And on the 21st day-a of the 4th month-a of the year 2008 Da Baseball Gods are joyous, they are besides themselves All wrapped up in the Hysteria of Whitesoxmania The Soxeth have been bequeethed, with the ability-a Of a thousand rampant warriors, conquering what is left of American-a baseball!!!! Months ago Da Reverand-A, went up the mountain and received his blessings from said Gods. He was delivered to the US Cellular altar, and evoked Da blessings of the Holiest of Holys of all Sports Gods. Blessed are Da Men, whom comprise the 25 roster-a For they have been shown, the vision-a, of their future. A future, no player, no team, no sportswriter can deny them-a For they, who was picketh for 3rd and forth places shall reign supreme, all thru the springeth, and the hot summer To fight and destroy, and overtake everything, that was once great They will be known as the Greatest of All greats in the 2008th year of this planet-a The Crown will be ours-a, once again. The northside pretenders, will have a good year-yes a But will eventually fall to the futilty, that will engulf them their new foreign born leader, will fall to injury in late summer Our warriors of Da silva and Black, will overwhelm All teams, and opponents including media opponents Jay M will bow at their feet, and beg for forgivness-a The City will erupt-a in late October With a display, of heroics, fireworks, and glorious victory All cumulating, in Da crowning of The New Champions. So strap it down and hunker it up As it has been written, in baseball heavens The White Sox of 08, will begin dominance of America's game Keep your heads up my flock, smile and walk with that swagger as Nick, Jermaine, AJ, and Crede, will lead the team to victory And ozzie will once again, be the leader of Baseballs Fearcest team-a It has begun ......from Da Reverand 4/21/2008 hallelujah, now pass me a biscuit!-" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepyWhiteSox Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 Let's keep this kind of crap for that other board... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soxwon Posted April 22, 2008 Author Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Apr 22, 2008 -> 03:12 AM) Let's keep this kind of crap for that other board... done deal, you fools, i guess you think the sox dont have a chance huh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gregory Pratt Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (BobDylan @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 07:07 PM) New sig material right there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reddy Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (soxwon @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 09:20 PM) done deal, you fools, i guess you think the sox dont have a chance huh? yep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 I don't know about the rest of you, but I for one love Da Rev's posts. It's fun to read through it and find stanzas that completely contradict the aim of the "sermon" due to horribly poor word usage. It's also nice to see the determination of this guy. He always posts this stuff and always gets the same type of responses, but he just keeps on doing it anyway. You have to love that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kenny Hates Prospects Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 QUOTE (BobDylan @ Apr 21, 2008 -> 08:15 PM) Cigga weed? More like a couple bottles of Mad Dog purchased in change at 11 in the morning after waking up in a box car. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkfan Posted April 22, 2008 Share Posted April 22, 2008 (edited) QUOTE (Reddy @ Apr 22, 2008 -> 04:36 AM) yep. He's kinda like a Jay Mariotti, except with more love for the sox and this was supposed to be in reply to someone saying that he gets terrible responses but keeps writing... Edited April 22, 2008 by Hawkfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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