kjshoe04 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Green Text. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (Thunderbolt @ Jun 4, 2009 -> 11:14 PM) I couldn’t stop crying after the game so I tried to get some sleep. I woke up in a puddle of my own urine and in a Wonder Woman consume. Neither of these things made sense, but one thing is for certain. THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT GORDON BECKHAM!!! Nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 lol, I so wanted to see a thread like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MurcieOne Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Gordon Beckham caused my wiener to go and remain flaccid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RockRaines Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I will say this: He is by far the smallest guy on the field. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 06:51 AM) Gordon Beckham caused my wiener to go and remain flaccid Gordon Beckham did not do this to you, blame your ED on someone else Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
witesoxfan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I tried to have sex tonight. All I could think of was Beckham's 0 for 3. Now I don't have a girlfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (greg775 @ Jun 4, 2009 -> 11:36 PM) It would be nice to see him do something positive in the next 7 games on this homestand, however. He'll probably play in five or six of the seven. Lets say he gets 24 more at bats. Would nice to see him get eight or more hits and cause some Beckham-mania rather than more of the Sox snooze attack. You are like the one guy who refuses to participate in the wave. EVERYONE LOVES THE WAVE!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (MurcieOne @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 06:51 AM) Gordon Beckham caused my wiener to go and remain flaccid Think of Marty Havlat in the middle of a three on one breakaway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Y2HH Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Bacon is NOT a bust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 07:36 AM) Think of Marty Havlat in the middle of a three on one breakaway... So you want him to think of Marty Havlat in the middle of 3 other dudes to alleviate his problem? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (kyyle23 @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 07:52 AM) So you want him to think of Marty Havlat in the middle of 3 other dudes to alleviate his problem? Trust me, for Murcie, it works everytime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthSideSox72 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (Y2HH @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 07:49 AM) Bacon is NOT a bust. He'll be sizzlin' by his 2nd AB tonight. if not, release him and call up Greg Paiml. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkfan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 This has to lead into the bring back herbert perry thread. Beckham sucks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heirdog Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Anyone keeping a "Betemit Tracker?" It would be good to compare to determine who the better player is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Rowland Posted June 5, 2009 Author Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (lostfan @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 06:05 AM) lol, I so wanted to see a thread like this. Glad to deliver for you. I was wondering how many posts would be up by the time I logged in today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elrockinMT Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I think it would be a good idea to bring Joe Crede back and let him mentor GB for awhile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 Yeah, where is Herbert Perry anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I thought I read that Ozzie is trying to circumvent MLB rules and allow GB to bat three times in the lineup. He'll bat for himself, Chris Getz, and Jayson Nix. If he is still on base when he has to bat again, they will allow a "ghost runner". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBAHO Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I'm stuck back down under and it's all Gordon Beckham's fault. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSoxFan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 I was at this dismal loss yesterday. Having said that, are you kidding? It was his FIRST GAME. A little premature to bury him, dontcha think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 QUOTE (LVSoxFan @ Jun 5, 2009 -> 10:15 AM) I was at this dismal loss yesterday. Having said that, are you kidding? It was his FIRST GAME. A little premature to bury him, dontcha think? hence the incredible amount of sarcasm present in the thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 LVSoxFan strikes out swinging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lostfan Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 You guys think Beckham is hearing the footsteps of Keith Ginter or Eider Torres? Or whoever the middle infielders for Charlotte are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balta1701 Posted June 5, 2009 Share Posted June 5, 2009 What is wrong with our advanced scouts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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