son of a rude Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) I like Jim Thome Lots better than Todd Ritchie He was complete trash post the white sox related haiku you have written here. Edited August 14, 2009 by son of a rude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 booo this post did not fit the haiku criteria of five seven five Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanky Panky Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 bacon slayer love likes girls a bit older rookie of the year Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kyyle23 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (joeynach @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 04:32 AM) booo booing is not cool help a thread along it does not, so please refrain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlaSoxxJim Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 fourteen inning game then hope dashed against the rocks by old man griffey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G&T Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 The White Sox do not Play fundamental baseball Hurts playoff chances Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) QUOTE (Hanky Panky @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 05:18 AM) bacon slayer love likes girls a bit older rookie of the year QUOTE (G&T @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 05:34 AM) The White Sox do not Play fundamental baseball Hurts playoff chances Amen, brother. Edited August 14, 2009 by WCSox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Bacon is the worst Nickname I have ever heard Hope it doesn't stick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (son of a rude @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 03:37 AM) I like Jim Thome Lots better than Todd Ritchie He was complete trash post the white sox related haiku you have written here. There's no way I'm participating in poetry, but I still want to tell you how awesome it is that you started the thread with this particular haiku. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 I never would think A haiku thread would ever Make it past five posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 We're looking down on Wayne's basement Only that's not Wayne's basement Isn't that weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky Mark Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Colon searches hard For a tasty treat to eat He consumes Chris Getz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kev211 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (Markbilliards @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 11:11 AM) Colon searches hard For a tasty treat to eat He consumes Chris Getz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Critic Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (Markbilliards @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 10:11 AM) Colon searches hard For a tasty treat to eat He consumes Chris Getz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyons Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 No radar detects His wise, aggressive dealings. Stealth waiver master. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeGone33 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Guy gets on first base Sox pitchers don't give a shi* Guy steals second base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatScott82 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Jakey-Jakey first made a mistakey He came to his senses A good rotation is now stellar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeGone33 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:05 PM) Jakey-Jakey first made a mistakey He came to his senses A good rotation is now stellar. Haiku (俳句, haikai verse?), plural haiku, is a form of Japanese poetry, consisting of 17 moras (or on), in three metrical phrases of 5, 7, and 5 moras respectively.[1] Haiku typically contain a kigo, or seasonal reference, and a kireji or verbal caesura. In Japanese, haiku are traditionally printed in a single vertical line, while haiku in English usually appear in three lines, to parallel the three metrical phrases of Japanese haiku.[2] Previously called hokku, haiku was given its current name by the Japanese writer Masaoka Shiki at the end of the 19th century. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Milkman delivers Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (GreatScott82 @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:05 PM) Jakey-Jakey first made a mistakey He came to his senses A good rotation is now stellar. That might be the worst attempt at a haiku that I've ever seen. And I've seen my fair share of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
son of a rude Posted August 14, 2009 Author Share Posted August 14, 2009 That might be the worst attempt at a haiku that I've ever seen. And I've seen my fair share of them. He did it all wrong It must go five seven five He sucks at haikus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreatScott82 Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 QUOTE (son of a rude @ Aug 14, 2009 -> 01:59 PM) He did it all wrong It must go five seven five He sucks at haikus lol oh well i teach science not english. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAfan Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 (edited) Tigers still ahead What can Sox do about it? Win the next 9 games. Danks, Buehrle, and Floyd Can't win enough games themselves Need more starting help Where does Rios hit? It doesn't really matter We need his defense Dye looks old and slow Rest him and he will bounce back To slug like old times Peavy looked sharp In first minor league tuneup Expectations grow Pods picked off third Cost Sox fourteen inning game Time to bounce back strong I love Sox Haikus Wrote lots during 05 run We won World Series! (This was my favorite.) Great Ozzie man say Pitching and defense the way To World Series play! Edited August 14, 2009 by VAfan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leonard Zelig Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 A haiku is a poem with seven sylla- bles in the middle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WCSox Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Haikus are awesome But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VAfan Posted August 14, 2009 Share Posted August 14, 2009 Freddy Garcia In second go round with Sox Could stabilize staff Freddy in 05 Won last 4 games on the road No one was better Garcia magic Could we see it strike again? It would really help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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