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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jan 21, 2010 -> 07:56 PM)
lol there was a headline earlier, on Huffpo or something, saying "Conan O'Brien set to be unemployed" and I thought uhh he hardly qualifies as being "unemployed" when he just got $33 million or whatever his portion of that is.

 

"you're fired. security will escort you out of the building. oh, and we are giving you 33 million dollars."

 

"holy s*** thanks!"

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QUOTE (lostfan @ Jan 21, 2010 -> 07:56 PM)
lol there was a headline earlier, on Huffpo or something, saying "Conan O'Brien set to be unemployed" and I thought uhh he hardly qualifies as being "unemployed" when he just got $33 million or whatever his portion of that is.

 

A week after the payout, he can file.

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QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Jan 21, 2010 -> 09:41 PM)
A week after the payout, he can file.

 

 

Technically, it depends on how the contract was specified. If the money is "damages", then yes. If it's a "severance" for wages, then he couldn't.

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QUOTE (kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2010 -> 09:01 AM)
Technically, it depends on how the contract was specified. If the money is "damages", then yes. If it's a "severance" for wages, then he couldn't.

 

The last time I got a severance, the unemployment office told me that I could, and I did.

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QUOTE (kapkomet @ Jan 22, 2010 -> 07:01 AM)
Technically, it depends on how the contract was specified. If the money is "damages", then yes. If it's a "severance" for wages, then he couldn't.

I know people that were laid off at Deloitte received Severance and they were still able to take unemployment.

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A couple buddys of mine (who are grown ass men mind you) think is is hilarious to continue to repeat "f*** you're face" to each other over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again when they are drinking. Grow up,its not funny at all and its annoying.

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QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 09:30 AM)
A couple buddys of mine (who are grown ass men mind you) think is is hilarious to continue to repeat "f*** you're face" to each other over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again when they are drinking. Grow up,its not funny at all and its annoying.

 

Why should someone act grown up when they're drunk? Just last night, I had a discussion with a few friends about how fart noises are funny no matter how old or educated you are.

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QUOTE (Milkman delivers @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 01:53 PM)
Why should someone act grown up when they're drunk? Just last night, I had a discussion with a few friends about how fart noises are funny no matter how old or educated you are.

 

Oh they werent drunk by any means, they just started drinking and they already started with that bulls***. Believe me I am a jackass when drinking but everyone looks at them like dude enough is enough already,its not even close to being funny anymore. It was funny the first 50 times you said it but cmon.

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QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 04:04 PM)
Oh they werent drunk by any means, they just started drinking and they already started with that bulls***. Believe me I am a jackass when drinking but everyone looks at them like dude enough is enough already,its not even close to being funny anymore. It was funny the first 50 times you said it but cmon.

f*** your face

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QUOTE (SHIPPS @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 04:04 PM)
Oh they werent drunk by any means, they just started drinking and they already started with that bulls***. Believe me I am a jackass when drinking but everyone looks at them like dude enough is enough already,its not even close to being funny anymore. It was funny the first 50 times you said it but cmon.

 

omg thats awesome. :o

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QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 08:20 PM)
I think I'm going to be changing my major from marketing to sports administration. I know I won't be happy in the future if my job doesn't involve sports so I feel this is the better choice.

You could always roll with Sports Marketing.

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QUOTE (Sonik22 @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 08:20 PM)
I think I'm going to be changing my major from marketing to sports administration. I know I won't be happy in the future if my job doesn't involve sports so I feel this is the better choice.

Be certain you like the job, sometimes keeping a hobby you love works better than combining. Most of the golf professionals I know complain how they have no time to play. If you spend all your time doing "xyz" you may not see as many games or the variety. FWIW

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QUOTE (Tex @ Jan 24, 2010 -> 09:00 PM)
Be certain you like the job, sometimes keeping a hobby you love works better than combining. Most of the golf professionals I know complain how they have no time to play. If you spend all your time doing "xyz" you may not see as many games or the variety. FWIW

 

I'm with Tex on this one. I thought I wanted to have a career in sports..........then I worked in sports. I had two different internships w/ 2 different baseball teams. Working in sports is just like any other job....it's work. Except you get paid way less, work more (and crappier) hours, and have a way slimmer chance of getting promoted into a decent salary. Not to mention the fact that you are usually working when most of your teams are playing anyway, so you miss out on enjoying your hobby.

 

Saying that, it was pretty damn cool to go to a baseball park for work everyday.

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I had a dream last night that I was apart of a South Park episode, and that a fountain of youth had been found, and it was in like one of the coldest spots ever. After much exploration in like -30 temperatures and advice from others, we found a spot where there was a warm water pond over like a stretch of rugged terrain with no roads to it at all. I saw several people find it and then jump in, and before I jumped in, I realized that by jumping in, you actually did go back to your youth, but you had to have true visions and thoughts before actually getting in, otherwise you would disintegrate like the dude in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. But, even if you did have true visions and thoughts, instead of like getting younger or more vitalized, you turned into a character from Sesame Street.

 

So I said f*** it and jumped in and turned into the Cookie Monster, and started hanging out with some other dudes who turned into Grover and Big Bird.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Jan 25, 2010 -> 07:36 PM)
I had a dream last night that I was apart of a South Park episode, and that a fountain of youth had been found, and it was in like one of the coldest spots ever. After much exploration in like -30 temperatures and advice from others, we found a spot where there was a warm water pond over like a stretch of rugged terrain with no roads to it at all. I saw several people find it and then jump in, and before I jumped in, I realized that by jumping in, you actually did go back to your youth, but you had to have true visions and thoughts before actually getting in, otherwise you would disintegrate like the dude in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. But, even if you did have true visions and thoughts, instead of like getting younger or more vitalized, you turned into a character from Sesame Street.

 

So I said f*** it and jumped in and turned into the Cookie Monster, and started hanging out with some other dudes who turned into Grover and Big Bird.

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

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