Quietly so no one sees . . .

[Balta1701]

Zero alcohol in your system?

[FlaSoxxJim]

Actually i can not say that is the case, as i did enjoy a few Guinness with my Irish stew at the pub early this evening and i'm drinking a very nice English ale right now.

[southsider2k5]

bulls***

[FlaSoxxJim]

Crap or Fact? you make the call.

[BigSqwert]

Damn it feels goot to win the soxtalk fantasy football championship by 1 point.

[Balta1701]

Everyone cares about your fantasy team?

[BigSqwert]

Fantasy football is what everyone cares about. Especially my team.

[kapkomet]

Good thing lost hasn't seen this, he'd come in here and e-kick your ass.

[chetkincaid]

Has anyone decided who's hotter between Freida Pinto and Morena Baccarin?

[Balta1701]

I still can't check.

[chetkincaid]

Just tell her to go make you a sandwich and google them real quick...

[Balta1701]

Kincaid, you think the "Get me a sandwich" part isn't a problem too?

[BigSqwert]

Lord have mercy! The turd I just dropped had to be a foot long. That's a lot of pine cones and grass clippings for those keeping score.

[Balta1701]

Must you tell us?

[BigSqwert]

Not everyone is so easily disgusted.

[Balta1701]

Obviously you've never heard the real authority discussing this issue.

 

Then there are some things you don't want to hear. Some thing you just flat don't want to hear. You don't want to come home from work and hear, "Honey, remember how we told the children never to play on the railroad tracks." You don't want to be sitting in your doctors office and hear this. "Well Jim, there's no reason why you shouldn't live another twenty to thirty years. However, you will be bleeding constantly from both eyes." Here's something I don't want to hear. "I'm pregnant, your the father and I'm going to kill all three of us!" "Calm down, have some dip." "Honey, it's the police. They have a search warrant, and the three hundred kilos of cocaine are still sitting out in the living room." Here's something nobody wants to hear. Nobody wants to hear this. Try to think back to when this was appropriate to your life.

 

You and your fiancé have been invited to your mom and dad's house for dinner for the first time. Half way through dinner, your fiancé stands up and says, "I'll be right back, I gotta take a dump." There seems to be no really genteel way of announcing publicly a dump. And frankly, I'm not impressed with people who tell me what they're going to do when they go to the bathroom in the first place. Doesn't that bother you? People who announce it. "I'll be right back, I'm going to take a s***!" "Nevermind! Do what you have to do and leave me out of it. And don't describe it when you come back." "Boy, you should have seen..." "Nevermind!" "It set off the smoke alarm." "Nevermind!"

[BigSqwert]

Perhaps you can enlighten us to the author of that quoted text?

 

EDIT: Better yet, I should click the link. Doh!

Edited December 29, 2010 by BigSqwert

[Balta1701]

Quit being so lazy.

[BigSqwert]

Remind me why I don't have you on ignore.

[That funky motion]

Stop fighting it makes me sad!!

[BigSqwert]

That funky motion, I didn't mean to upset you like that.

[Balta1701]

Remind me why I don't have you on ignore.

Until you leave this thread, ignoring me wouldn't work, you'd miss every post.

[BigSqwert]

Very true unfortunately.

[Balta1701]

Whahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[BigSqwert]

Xanthippe be quiet!