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QUOTE (SoxAce @ Mar 4, 2012 -> 06:53 AM)
I WAS drunk a couple hours ago.. n banged this chick for several hours and didn't nut... that feeling sucks donkey balls.

 

Know how I know you're gay....

 

I keed I keed

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QUOTE (IlliniKrush @ Mar 14, 2012 -> 02:33 PM)
Hopefully it's your last.

 

You probably have a few diseases now too.

I try to avoid that place like the plague, because that's probably where the next plague will start.

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Rum Night Rules:

 

Have 4-5 guys over, 1 handle of Bacardi Rum, and Super Smash Brothers (version doesn't matter).

 

After each game everyone takes a shot. Loser takes an extra half shot. If a player didn't get any kills then they an extra shot.

 

Play until the rum is gone (usually about an hour).

 

Doing that as a pregame for a pregame.

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QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Mar 15, 2012 -> 07:25 PM)
Rum Night Rules:

 

Have 4-5 guys over, 1 handle of Bacardi Rum, and Super Smash Brothers (version doesn't matter).

 

After each game everyone takes a shot. Loser takes an extra half shot. If a player didn't get any kills then they an extra shot.

 

Play until the rum is gone (usually about an hour).

 

Doing that as a pregame for a pregame.

Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together.

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QUOTE (Steve9347 @ Mar 16, 2012 -> 04:50 PM)
Then slap yourselves in the face because you're a bunch of dudes playing Wii together.

Meh, we play two games on it and theyre both for drinking: Super Smash and Mario Kart.

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QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Mar 14, 2012 -> 11:00 AM)
Last night was my first real time drinking at Kams, I don't remember much.

 

Oh god...

 

I've vowed to never enter Kam's, even though I live right next to it, which oh BTW sucks badly.

 

I can't sleep until 2 AM.

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I've been real good at keeping college Rowand caged up for a while now but last night he made an appearance. Drink all day by myself, hit on a girl with a boyfriend, almost get into a fight with said boyfriend, go to bed at 5 when I had to be up at 7 for work, go into work still tipsy.

 

Today/tonight will be worse...

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QUOTE (Indy_Soxer @ Mar 31, 2012 -> 12:03 PM)
They could be playing the N64 version.

There is plenty of time to say I was playing anything but N64, plenty of fun.

 

As perhaps the N63 version, only one in group that could beat it, including the annoying as f*** Water Temple. And reading book 3 of game of thrones, definitely enough.

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Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome.

 

Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 15, 2012 -> 11:41 PM)
Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome.

 

Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that.

 

Sounds like a lot of effort to not get laid for your trouble.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 15, 2012 -> 10:41 PM)
Oh god what a weekend. Playing poker with a couple of old college buddies when a girl comes to my door. I say "Whats up" and she sticks her tongue down my throat which was just awesome. I turn to my buddies and tell them to GTFO (I literally said "Get the f*** out"), and proceed to play strip blackjack...yes, blackjack...which ended up being awesome. She said I have a nice ass and then she said I have a nice dick. I thanked her. I unfortunately did not get laid but I got to play with boobies which was awesome.

 

Oh and she is 19 and I met her 15 minutes before that.

That just sounds like an epic fail on your part to not close the deal, I'm disappointed in you.

 

Friday night was one of the most fun days/nights I can remember having in a long time, start tailgating/drinking at 10:00 and don't stop boozing until 3 in the morning, add that to White Sox baseball and good looking girls and life doesn't get much better!

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I did say quite a few things that I believe are so NSFW that I won't repeat them here, but the reason I didn't get laid was because she said she is allergic to latex and that was all I had, and even as drunk as I was, I wasn't about to go bareback.

 

It was still fun.

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QUOTE (witesoxfan @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:39 PM)
I did say quite a few things that I believe are so NSFW that I won't repeat them here, but the reason I didn't get laid was because she said she is allergic to latex and that was all I had, and even as drunk as I was, I wasn't about to go bareback.

 

It was still fun.

While I am certain you are utterly intoxicating to women, this was probably wise, considering there was such a short interlude between meeting her and playing strip card games...

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QUOTE (iamshack @ Apr 16, 2012 -> 12:44 PM)
While I am certain you are utterly intoxicating to women, this was probably wise, considering there was such a short interlude between meeting her and playing strip card games...

 

I got what I could.

 

It is very flattering though when a girl you just met tells you that you have a "nice dick."

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