Al Lopez's Ghost Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 It's a talking Hawk Harrelson alarm clock. First 20,000 adults. Mine would have to be unbreakeable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sleepy Harold Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I was just telling my buddies that I split a 14-game plan with about this, I have to get one just to see how annoyingly awesome it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I'm getting one for sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flavum Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Sponsored by Total Lubricants. WTF. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I would love to have a Hawk alarm clock. Would be fun to call a few friends over and recreate the copier scene from Office Space. Damn it feels good to be a gangsta! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 QUOTE (flavum @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 02:37 PM) Sponsored by Total Lubricants. WTF. It's the gift that keeps on giving. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 Shiiiiit. I'll already give somebody on here $100 bucks to go get me one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 03:24 PM) Shiiiiit. I'll already give somebody on here $100 bucks to go get me one. Deal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I might actually have to go to a game this year. This is a give away that people will kick themselves for missing in 10/20 years once Hawk is gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CWSpalehoseCWS Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 I really hope they had him record, "Stretch! You can get outta bed, YES!" for that thing's alarm. It would be perfect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 QUOTE (CWSpalehoseCWS @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 04:56 PM) I really hope they had him record, "Stretch! You can get outta bed, YES!" for that thing's alarm. It would be perfect. LOL. Please God. More excited for this than a Q trade by far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jerksticks Posted January 17, 2017 Share Posted January 17, 2017 QUOTE (soxfan2014 @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 03:32 PM) Deal. For real. You just gotta mail it to Texas. And if you are a hawk-hater, please don't smash it to pieces out of spite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 Stretch, you can put it on the board yes, rack em up, mercy, he gone, and this ballgame is ova. Per Merkin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Sacamano Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 QUOTE (Jerksticks @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 04:59 PM) For real. You just gotta mail it to Texas. And if you are a hawk-hater, please don't smash it to pieces out of spite I won't lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 (edited) QUOTE (flavum @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 02:37 PM) Sponsored by Total Lubricants. WTF. I sincerely hope that has something to do with automotive needs and not a sex toy shop. We're really scratching the bottom of the barrel on corporate/giveaway sponsors these days. Edited January 18, 2017 by caulfield12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlackSox13 Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 QUOTE (caulfield12 @ Jan 17, 2017 -> 09:13 PM) I sincerely hope that has something to do with automotive needs and not a sex toy shop. We're really scratching the bottom of the barrel on corporate/giveaway sponsors these days. Luckily TL makes automotive lubricants so we're safe, for now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panerista Posted January 18, 2017 Share Posted January 18, 2017 "You gotta be - bleepin me!" "alright" and some stuff about unfunny "Latins" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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