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QUOTE(maggsmaggs @ May 22, 2005 -> 08:55 PM) Still looks like we will have a 6 game lead, and we took 2 of 3 from the Cubs. Bad loss, but nothing to hang our heads about. Still, to quote Cartman in "South Park:The Movie", "f***,f***ity,f***,f***,f***".A sweep over those "s*** faced cock masters" (Cartman again) would have been nice,but i'll settle for 2 out of 3. To all the c*** fans who want to cheer 'cause their bulls*** crybaby team actually WON A f***ING GAME from the Sox, on the other hand,I once again quote Cartman from the "South Park" movie: "So what's the big f***in' deal,b****??"

Just be glad that schmuck closed his glove one fraction of a second too early. God, am I gonna have fun with my coworkers tomorrow if the Sox sweep.

QUOTE(chisoxtime @ May 21, 2005 -> 02:05 PM) Scrub fans on their message board are saying that Fatass Zambrano is going to go after A-Row, and how dare anybody say anything about Fatass!!! They fail to mention that pretty much every team hates the slob!!!! That fat f*** Lamebrain-o can kiss my Sox loving ass.Hope Timo starts today and steals 4 bases off that fat f***.The Sox are inside his head.Let's put these motherf***ers out of their misery early and hope Contreras doesn't fall in love with his forkball.

Blanco starting will make it that much better when Pods steals off him anyway.

If Hawk Harrelson could ask "Berns and Boerstein.... who the hell are they??" last summer,this Sox fan asks "Ken Rosenthal, who the hell is he??"

I like the fact that Everett can switch hit.If his ass isn't so fat, he may be productive.I say hang on to him as long as Frank is injured.

Now maybe all this bulls*** about the Bears making the playoffs will finally stop!!! :sleep :sleep No,really.Could you see the Bears playing the Eagles in a playoff game?? Donovan McNabb might have 600 yds by HALFTIME!!!!

Good point.If there's nothing to hide,you say "Sure,go ahead,look at these X-Rays.Wanna see me workout?? The knee's 100 %.Honest". Sox fans will see who the liar is shortly. My money's on Bora$ keeping everyone in the dark.

I hope Hermanson is a ground ball pitcher.If he isn't, that 4.5 ERA will blossom at Sox Park.

I'll believe it when I see it.

If (and I do mean if) KW does not address the weakness of the bullpen, let alone the elusive 5th starter,the Sox may finish 4th or (God Forbid) 5th.Garcia and Buehrle are good,you don't know what you're getting with Garland or Contreras,and depending on Shingo as your closer for a 2nd straight year might not be a bright idea as the league will catch up to him (if they haven't already). :puke :puke We'll find out more 12/10 when the next round of GM meetings start. :sleep

Hate to be technical, but it was Bob Barker,Mr. "The Price Is Right" himself, who told Happy that "the price is wrong,b****". My favorite line in the movie!!

3 questions: 1.Can he call a good game? 2.Can he throw out runners? 3.Can he hit more than .230?? If the answer to these questions is "yes",go for it.

I did not know that.Thanks!!

That's about the only thing those dumbasses do well.