Quin

Nastrini and Cannon glaring at the bullpen right now

I take back everything I ever said about our offensive juggernaut Paul DeJong

Darken my soul cause it's funny

The crowd just got really amped for a hard hit line drive to shallow left by AV that got caught. Send my man to Charlotte to get his groove back holy s%*#.

Twice!

Also this means that DeJong is officially our best power hitter.

DE BONG HIT

He's probably thinking about the fact that Fletcher could have probably caught the ball if he didn't trip a second time.

Jinx!

That run should be counted against Fletcher's ERA.

Cancel the post game show because Dominic Fletcher cannot play defense holy s%*#.

It's like when Abreu was pressing, but multiply by a thousand.

Vaughn (not a pitcher, but damn, look at this) Stiever Brent Honeywell - Yes, he had an injury, but still, look at this glowing report Daniel Lynch IV Nothing about Drew Thorpe says "immune from busting," because no baseball player is immune from busting.