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 Feb 1, 2005 -> 01:06 PM
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Bea Arthur's Shadow  Group: Global Moderator Posts: 12,922 Joined: April 4, 2003 Member No.: 308  |
If you aren't funny, I'll beat you with my shiny new Mod stick (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stick.gif)
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Feb 1, 2005 -> 04:21 PM
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The Straw Man Group: Admin Posts: 23,875 Joined: December 18, 2003 From: Dallas, Texas Member No.: 1,275 |
Man, make the guy a mod, and he get's all violent and stuff. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Feb 1, 2005 -> 08:15 PM
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First Base Coach Group: Global Moderator Posts: 26,349 Joined: July 1, 2004 Member No.: 1,606 |
How about the entire Youngstownindians poll, that is 5 pages of classic posts, and pure comedic gold.
http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=573230 |
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Feb 1, 2005 -> 09:30 PM
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#SWAG Group: Global Moderator Posts: 24,695 Joined: March 27, 2003 From: Chicago Member No.: 301 |
I agree w/ Kalapse...Best.Thread.Ever!
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Feb 2, 2005 -> 09:47 AM
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MVP Group: Members Posts: 5,387 Joined: August 20, 2003 From: Lockport Member No.: 1,076 |
Goldmember in the "Iraqis kidnap action figure" thread
they originally had a pic of ken interrogating him, but come on who's hair is that perfect... |
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Feb 3, 2005 -> 05:30 PM
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Formerly TheBlackSox8 Group: Members Posts: 3,267 Joined: April 2, 2004 From: Peoria, Illinois Member No.: 1,433 |
Man of Steels Thread about "giving more"....LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif)
QUOTE Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful. What makes life 100%? If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then, H A R D W O R K 8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98% K N O W L E D G E 11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96% But, A T T I T U D E 1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100% And, B U L L S H I T 2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103% So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls*** will put you over the top. And look how far A S S K I S S I N G 1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118% will take you. |
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Feb 5, 2005 -> 09:45 AM
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Achieving Multiple Sarcasms Group: Global Moderator Posts: 46,384 Joined: May 13, 2003 From: Lost between two shores . . . Member No.: 438 |
From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman.
QUOTE FUN FACT: Burglars usually knock on doors to alert the people inside to the fact that they are about to be robbed.
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Feb 5, 2005 -> 02:19 PM
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Minotauro Group: Members Posts: 8,498 Joined: June 29, 2003 From: Midland, MI Member No.: 706 |
QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 5, 2005 -> 10:45 AM) From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman.  (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif) |
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Feb 6, 2005 -> 09:48 AM
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All-Star Group: Members Posts: 4,382 Joined: September 10, 2004 Member No.: 1,732 |
Fromthe thread about the Police are evil, there was talk of Free whore's.
QUOTE WHERE?! Then Jim's awesome response: QUOTE No, it's spelled W-H-O-R-E.
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Feb 8, 2005 -> 07:30 AM
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Soxtalk Group Thinker Group: Admin Posts: 103,800 Joined: March 26, 2003 From: Michigan City, IN Member No.: 298 |
After yet another Anthrax Kenny Williams hatefest post, YASNY gives this gem.
QUOTE (YASNY @ Feb 8, 2005 -> 02:20 AM)
If the Sox won the World Series and there was a ticker tape parade thrown for them, you'd blame KW for the litter. Your blatant hatred for KW is moronic. :headshake |
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Feb 9, 2005 -> 09:43 PM
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The Straw Man Group: Admin Posts: 23,875 Joined: December 18, 2003 From: Dallas, Texas Member No.: 1,275 |
Critic's new version of soxtalk.com, based on a news story about a 26 year old scalping a teenager:
QUOTE Mohawktalk.com
Pale Face Talk The Scalp Bar Sex, Lies, and Punk Rock |
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Feb 10, 2005 -> 07:31 AM
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Soxtalk Group Thinker Group: Admin Posts: 103,800 Joined: March 26, 2003 From: Michigan City, IN Member No.: 298 |
From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart
QUOTE Paris Hilton -- the poster child for why a horse should not f*** a lamppost.
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Feb 11, 2005 -> 04:33 PM
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Believe the Hype Group: Members Posts: 6,783 Joined: December 24, 2003 From: Lincoln, IL Member No.: 1,304 |
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 07:31 AM) From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart i must have missed that... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif) |
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Feb 12, 2005 -> 05:08 PM
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The Straw Man Group: Admin Posts: 23,875 Joined: December 18, 2003 From: Dallas, Texas Member No.: 1,275 |
QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 01:31 PM) From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart That's the funniest line I have seen on here in a long, long time... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif) (IMG:style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif) LCR (I agree, Apu is better) |
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Feb 18, 2005 -> 11:53 AM
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40-Man Roster Group: Members Posts: 750 Joined: December 2, 2004 From: Palos Hills Member No.: 1,833 |
QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 16, 2005 -> 01:21 AM)
Any plans on what they are going to do with the s*** once it passes through? That was classic. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif) |
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