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Rex Kicka**
post Feb 1, 2005 -> 01:06 PM
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If you aren't funny, I'll beat you with my shiny new Mod stick (IMG:style_emoticons/default/stick.gif)
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kapkomet
post Feb 1, 2005 -> 04:21 PM
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Man, make the guy a mod, and he get's all violent and stuff. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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Kalapse
post Feb 1, 2005 -> 08:15 PM
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How about the entire Youngstownindians poll, that is 5 pages of classic posts, and pure comedic gold.

http://www.soxtalk.com/forums/index.php?sh...ndpost&p=573230
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SoxFan1
post Feb 1, 2005 -> 09:30 PM
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I agree w/ Kalapse...Best.Thread.Ever!
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Controlled Chaos
post Feb 2, 2005 -> 09:47 AM
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Goldmember in the "Iraqis kidnap action figure" thread

they originally had a pic of ken interrogating him, but come on who's hair is that perfect...
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onedude
post Feb 3, 2005 -> 05:30 PM
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Man of Steels Thread about "giving more"....LOL (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif)
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Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.

How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented

as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then,

H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But,

A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

And,

B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hardwork and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bulls*** will put you over the top.

And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%

will take you.
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Tex
post Feb 5, 2005 -> 09:45 AM
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From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman.

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FUN FACT: Burglars usually knock on doors to alert the people inside to the fact that they are about to be robbed.
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SuperSteve
post Feb 5, 2005 -> 02:19 PM
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QUOTE(Texsox @ Feb 5, 2005 -> 10:45 AM)
From CrimsonWeltall in the thread about the teenagers who were sued for delivering cookies at 10:30 PM and scaring a woman.
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farmteam
post Feb 6, 2005 -> 09:48 AM
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Fromthe thread about the Police are evil, there was talk of Free whore's.

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WHERE?!


Then Jim's awesome response:

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No, it's spelled W-H-O-R-E.
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southsider2k5
post Feb 8, 2005 -> 07:30 AM
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After yet another Anthrax Kenny Williams hatefest post, YASNY gives this gem.

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(YASNY @ Feb 8, 2005 -> 02:20 AM)
If the Sox won the World Series and there was a ticker tape parade thrown for them, you'd blame KW for the litter.  Your blatant hatred for KW is moronic.  :headshake
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kapkomet
post Feb 9, 2005 -> 09:43 PM
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Critic's new version of soxtalk.com, based on a news story about a 26 year old scalping a teenager:

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Mohawktalk.com

Pale Face Talk
The Scalp Bar
Sex, Lies, and Punk Rock
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southsider2k5
post Feb 10, 2005 -> 07:31 AM
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From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart

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Paris Hilton -- the poster child for why a horse should not f*** a lamppost.
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Goldmember
post Feb 11, 2005 -> 04:33 PM
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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 07:31 AM)
From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart
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i must have missed that... (IMG:style_emoticons/default/lolhitting.gif)
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kapkomet
post Feb 12, 2005 -> 05:08 PM
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QUOTE(southsider2k5 @ Feb 10, 2005 -> 01:31 PM)
From LowerCaseRepublican... but Apu in my heart
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That's the funniest line I have seen on here in a long, long time...

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(IMG:style_emoticons/default/cheers.gif) LCR (I agree, Apu is better)
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shakes
post Feb 18, 2005 -> 11:53 AM
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QUOTE(santo=dorf @ Feb 16, 2005 -> 01:21 AM)
Any plans on what they are going to do with the s*** once it passes through?


That was classic. (IMG:style_emoticons/default/laugh.gif)
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