Quin

He was gonna love Wilson, Boozer or Peterson so much.

Well, f***.

Kaplan is implying Stacey fell at home.

I thought that one had just enough carry, but guess not.

Drive home safely Stacey 😭

Dude is an absolute demon out there

Cause Indiana can f*** itself. No offense @southsider2k5

This was like two days ago. Don't worry Caleb, the Hammond skyline will bring the vibes <3 SnapInsta.to_AQOt46cl88-J2OP5uUH72dsY2pCvomaTVMdO5lNJ_XyYwLD0IGTEi5pCwI3HMDIE9Iwv8JDrrkrRQevpJGPYF_uvYczw8rcsKnTTWIw.mp4

Considering the banner curse, this one is it.

"Pride and joy of Indiana" doesn't roll off the tongue as well and I don't trust Kevin Warren as a lyricist.

Chuck Garfein will turn on a player on a dime.

bro, vibes

The only buy candidates (outside of relievers) I can think of that make sense (without obliterating the team's young assets) are Sandy Alcantara to reinforce the rotation or, if he actually hits the market, Mike Trout to solidify center field and add vet leadership / more star power. It's a shame that so many SP trade candidates are from the AL Central

Man, that end part is the type of stuff that's got me beginning to drift towards Lackey. Unicorn gets thrown around like candy in the NBA and I've heard it a ton for pitchers. I don't think I've ever heard a position player given the unicorn tag, because Shohei only kinda counts.