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southsider2k5
A vaugely approriate article for some on here... ph34r.gif laugh.gif

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Goldmember
so ss2k4, what are you thinking about? biggrin.gif
southsider2k5
QUOTE(Goldmember @ Jul 29 2004, 09:20 AM)
so ss2k4, what are you thinking about? biggrin.gif

About a BLT hold the tomato, with a dab of mayo on the side, on a sesame seed bun, and a small diet coke-no ice.


How 'bout you?
Tex
QUOTE(southsider2k4 @ Jul 29 2004, 10:23 AM)
About a BLT hold the tomato, with a dab of mayo on the side, on a sesame seed bun, and a small diet coke-no ice.


How 'bout you?

All these years I thought you were a guy . . . laugh.gif
kapkomet
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EvilJester99
Sounds more like you should be a dancing queen..J/K
southsider2k5
smile.gif A repost from yesterday, well, because I can

With no apoligies to our ex-musical genius or ABBA, I present to you the "Drama Queen" to the beat of "Dancing Queen"

You can cry, you can whine, it is the end of your life
See that troll, feel that doom, dig in it, the drama queen

Friday night and the lights are high
Looks like a two run lead is blown
Will they pitch the right guy? theres a swing and drive..
You come in to look for a save
Anybody could beat this team
Night is young and Ozzie's high
With a bit of yardwork, everything is dire
You’re in the mood for a post
And when you get the chance...

You are the drama queen, young and sweet, only fourteen
drama queen, feel the dread from the white sox team
You can cry, you can whine, it is the worst night of your life
See that troll, feel that doom, dig in it, the drama queen
Wong & Owens
Mike has inspired me!

To the tune of Body Count's "Cop Killer," here's by entry into the song parody sweepstakes:

SOX KILLER!!!!

I got my blue hat on
I got my Twins shirt on
I got my Twins pants on
Those Sox play the game all wrong

I got the baselines measured off,
I turned the clubhouse lights off,
I'm 'bout to bust some hits off
I'm 'bout to knock some Sox off!

chorus:
Sox killer, better them than me
Sox killer, f*** payroll disparity
Sox killer, I know your fans are grievin', f*** em!
Sox killer, you might not even beat Cleveland

I got my swing on hype
Tonight'll be my night
I got 4-for-4 in sight
And your pitchers look just right
Now my adreneline's pumpin'
I got the dugout jumpin'
I'm bout to hit me somethin'
Esteban Loaiza is nothin'!

(repeat chorus)

Die, die, die, Sox, die!

(repeat chorus)

f*** the Pale Hose (repeat 6X's)

(repeat chorus)

f*** the Pale Hose, break it down
f*** the Pale Hose, yeah
f*** the Pale Hose, for Bob Wells
f*** the Pale Hose, for Denny Hocking
f*** the Pale Hose, for Rod Carew
f*** the Pale Hose, for Harmon Killebrew
f*** the Pale Hose, dont be a pussy
f*** the Pale Hose, have some muthaf***in courage
f*** the Pale Hose, sing along

Sox Killer(x's 4)
Sox killer, (what do you want to be when you grow up?)
Sox killer, (good choice)
Sox killler
I'm a muthaf***in Sox Killer!

(repeat chorus)
southsider2k5
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