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Steve9347
At work, at home, in public, do you piss in sinks?
juddling
WWGCD

What would George Costanza do??? IT'S ALL PIPES!!!!
southsider2k5
Sink only as a last act of desperation.
Balta1701
No, I haven't been to Wrigley in years.
GoodAsGould
QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 12:28 PM) *
No, I haven't been to Wrigley in years.


Making fun of the bathrooms at Wrigley is so lame, the jokes got old 100 years ago.
Milkman delivers
I voted "no", but I'm sure I have done it once or twice in my life when it was the only option in an emergency.
Balta1701
QUOTE (GoodAsGould @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 02:08 PM) *
Making fun of the bathrooms at Wrigley is so lame, the jokes got old 100 years ago.

Much like the ballpark.
HickoryHuskers
QUOTE (GoodAsGould @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 02:08 PM) *
Making fun of the bathrooms at Wrigley is so lame, the jokes got old 100 years ago.


But for the first few years after the Cubs last won the WS, those jokes were hilarious!
Swingandalongonetoleft
I have an excellent story about this. Freshman year at ISU we went to La Bamba's while we were all trashed, this was maybe mid-September. After we ate, a buddy of mine started asking about a bathroom. Not sure what he was told, or who told him, but he took his piss in the kitchen sink. Later that same night, I was back in my room in Watterson (Smith), and decided that I wanted to take the stairs to the top of Watterson.
Tex
QUOTE (southsider2k5 @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 11:57 AM) *
Sink only as a last act of desperation.



^^^
Jenksismybitch
I've been known to drink too much while watching the Bulls/Bears/Sox/Illini and been too lazy to walk upstairs. So i'll use the utility sink in my basement. Never a real bathroom sink though.

I'm also a routine pisser in the shower. ph34r.gif
flippedoutpunk
QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 04:16 PM) *
I'm also a routine pisser in the shower. ph34r.gif

bigruss22
I have at parties where the toilets dont work due to reasons Im sure you can think of, and the utility sink I don't really think counts.
zenryan
I have a friend who does this religiously. He said its easier because he is nearly 7ft tall. But he also pisses in the kitchen sink so I think its more about laziness.

He also pisses in empty gaterade bottles because all he drinks is those 64oz drinks. It is funny to watch someone worry about if there are any piss bottles around his bed as he's driving home with a girl.
The Baconator
QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 05:16 PM) *
I've been known to drink too much while watching the Bulls/Bears/Sox/Illini and been too lazy to walk upstairs. So i'll use the utility sink in my basement. Never a real bathroom sink though.

I'm also a routine pisser in the shower. ph34r.gif



Holy... Substitute Hawks for Bears and this would have been my post verbatim.
WilliamTell
Never have and hopefully never will.
Swingandalongonetoleft
QUOTE (zenryan @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 06:11 PM) *
I have a friend who does this religiously. He said its easier because he is nearly 7ft tall. But he also pisses in the kitchen sink so I think its more about laziness.

He also pisses in empty gaterade bottles because all he drinks is those 64oz drinks. It is funny to watch someone worry about if there are any piss bottles around his bed as he's driving home with a girl.


Oh man. I hate laughing to myself while there are people around, but this is pure gold. I was going to take my laptop to class today, but was running late so I left it. So glad I did. I would have been kicked out of class. We watched a movie about unjust labor practices and appalling living conditions for women who work at assembly plants for foreign companies. Definitely not a movie you want playing when you can't hold it in anymore.

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He also pisses in empty gaterade bottles because all he drinks is those 64oz drinks. It is funny to watch someone worry about if there are any piss bottles around his bed as he's driving home with a girl.

I know the feeling, except instead of bottles of piss strewn about, I worried about a water bottle spittoon being left somewhere in plain view. It happened once, but I blamed it on one of my roommates. This swine would wear a white undershirt with pit stains, reeked like death, and had some condition that caused him to sneeze as much as 20 times in a row. I said "bless you" after every sneeze- not once was it acknowledged. Eventually I had to stop letting people into the room because this beached whale wouldn't even make the slightest effort to make himself presentable to people- no matter if it was guys or girls.

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It is funny to watch someone worry about if there are any piss bottles around his bed as he's driving home with a girl.


It needed to quoted again. I wish I was good at art so I could paint the picture in my head

On the other hand, he could have told the girls that he was involved in a study to determine if waste like that could be turned into a fuel that is economical, dependable, and beneficial to the environment. The overall purpose for this is to end American dependence on foreign oil, and to keep away from ruining one of the last great untouched wilderness areas on our planet. It would be the first step for protecting the habitat for several endangered species such as Polar Bear, baby Seals, Caribou, and Snowy Owl.
Soxbadger
I cant recall, it seems like something that I wouldnt even do.

Hallways, balconies, stairwells, anywhere outside, but sink, I just cant recall.
SoxAce
QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 04:16 PM) *
I've been known to drink too much while watching the Bulls/Bears/Sox/Illini and been too lazy to walk upstairs. So i'll use the utility sink in my basement. Never a real bathroom sink though.

I'm also a routine pisser in the shower. ph34r.gif


This man... is truth.
SoxFan1
I've pissed in a sink or two before. Only in emergency situations though. Bathroom/utility sinks only, never in a kitchen sink that I can recall.

Chalk me up as a frequent shower pisser too.
bigruss22
Shower pissing is fine in my book, as long as you don't purposefully piss on yourself. I just aim for the drain.
kjshoe04
QUOTE (bigruss22 @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 10:52 PM) *
Shower pissing is fine in my book, as long as you don't purposefully piss on yourself. I just aim for the drain.

I don't want to be friends with someone that is grossed out by pissing in the shower.
Chisoxfn
I watched a movie once and it showed someone pissing in the sink and the whole crowd went ewww. I think i was 18 and for 18 years I had pissed in the shower. I had no idea that some people that it was a bad idea. For pete sakes, you are peeing in the only place in your house with a drain on the ground. As long as you don't pee on yourself, whats the biggie.
HickoryHuskers
I pee in my own shower, but I won't do it in anybody else's.
Rex Kicka**
QUOTE (Chisoxfn @ Mar 6, 2012 -> 12:27 AM) *
I watched a movie once and it showed someone pissing in the sink and the whole crowd went ewww. I think i was 18 and for 18 years I had pissed in the shower. I had no idea that some people that it was a bad idea. For pete sakes, you are peeing in the only place in your house with a drain on the ground. As long as you don't pee on yourself, whats the biggie.

Let's be honest, if you pee on yourself, whats the big deal? YOU'RE IN THE SHOWER, YOU CAN WASH AFTER YOURSELF.
LittleHurt05
QUOTE (Jenksismyb**** @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 04:16 PM) *
I'm also a routine pisser in the shower. ph34r.gif


Every morning. I don't really see what the big deal is.
Milkman delivers
QUOTE (LittleHurt05 @ Mar 6, 2012 -> 09:24 AM) *
Every morning. I don't really see what the big deal is.


+1
FlaSoxxJim
Throughout high school and home on breaks during college a bunch of friends spent nearly every Friday and Saturday night hanging out in a buddy's basement into the wee hours. There was no bathroom in the basement and my buddy's mom went to bed early so you weren't allowed up out of the basement to use a bathroom. The utility sink was the bathroom for many years and none of us ever thought twice about it. We used to call pissing in the sink "drilling the hole".

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Soxfest
QUOTE (Balta1701 @ Mar 5, 2012 -> 12:28 PM) *
No, I haven't been to Wrigley in years.

Liked that one! lolhitting.gif
DukeNukeEm
It really depends how much I like/dislike the person's house/bar I'm at.
knightni
Is there an addendum to this question asking whether you do an "upper-decker" too?
SleepyWhiteSox
Just go outside.

When drunk, I pee anywhere outside...sometimes in parking lots or on streets in plain site.
bigruss22
QUOTE (SleepyWhiteSox @ Mar 7, 2012 -> 04:41 AM) *
Just go outside.

When drunk, I pee anywhere outside...sometimes in parking lots or on streets in plain site.

You cant always do that, too many cops/people outside, etc.

Europe is actually the worst for peeing outside, I had plenty of friends who got caught in cities like Amsterdam and got fined over 150 euro, It was actually cheaper to claim you were masturbating.
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