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Jack Parkman

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  1. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Not lately. One is hurt and the other is swinging at everything. I've never seen Moncada as impatient at the plate as he's been the last 7-10 days or so.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Rally Engel! WTF Abreu????
  3. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Playing switch. One thumb in their mouth and another up their ass. You get the picture.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Cy Bubic.
  5. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    No I didn't but I know how their fans describe them, and it sounds exactly like this offense. When they're hot they're hot but otherwise just putrid.
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    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    The entire lineup struggles to catch up to 90 mph fastballs.
  7. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Sox offense already starting to remind me of the 2017-20 Cubs.
  8. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    The approach by the hitters is just terrible. Everyone swinging at bullshit.
  9. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/28, 7:10

    Yeah Collins is awful back there.
  10. Jack Parkman

    Trade Deadline Thread

    No I was serious.
  11. Jack Parkman

    Trade Deadline Thread

    Just keep him and let the chips fall where they may.
  12. Jack Parkman

    Trade Deadline Thread

    They re-signed Lynn so keeping him is fine.
  13. Jack Parkman

    Trade Deadline Thread

    Wow, the Sox minor leaguers must really suck.
  14. Jack Parkman

    Trade Deadline Thread

    Nice pun, LMAO
  15. Jack Parkman

    Starling Marte to As is close

    Better Comp.
  16. Jack Parkman

    Starling Marte to As is close

    This is Luzardo's first full season. I meant 2019.
  17. Jack Parkman

    Starling Marte to As is close

    Luzardo has sucked about as hard as Cease did in 2019 when he got called up. That is the equivalent.
  18. Jack Parkman

    Starling Marte to As is close

    I know Luzardo has been ass this year, but this is like trading Cease last year. If these are the prices then idk how the Sox can get anything done really.
  19. Jack Parkman

    Pitching worries

    Whatever they're doing with Kopech and Crochet makes no sense.
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    AND THAT'S A WHITE SOX WINNER!!!

    Fuck your Michael Kay bullshit. You stop this right now, Bobby Boucher. The Jankees are the devil.
  21. Jack Parkman

    Trade Deadline Thread

    ^^^^^
  22. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/27, 7:10

    I watch this team 3-4x a week and I wonder how in the fuck they're over .500.
  23. Jack Parkman

    Sox @ Royals 7/27, 7:10

    How come he doesn't look that slow in LF?
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