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Jack Parkman

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  1. Jack Parkman

    Pitching worries

    I'm starting to come to grips with the idea that Kopech and Crochet are never leaving the bullpen. I just don't know how it happens.
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    Trade Deadline Thread

    BTW when I said that the Sox only had players that get crappy relievers in the minors that was with Burger and Sheets on the MLB team. When I talk about "crappy minors, not getting much" it's with the understanding that there are certain players that should only be traded for controllable pieces.
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    Trade Deadline Thread

    Those guys are the Sox best trade chips. They should be used for someone decent. As we've seen relievers are very fickle. It just seems like everyone else is offering more interesting players than the sox have to offer.
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    Trade Deadline Thread

    Yes, but shitty ones. I really don't want to waste Burger/Sheets on rental relievers.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Dad gummit, Stone Pony.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Domo. Domo.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    With how crappy the Sox farm system is right now, I'm not sure they could even acquire any relievers that would be any better than the guys they currently have. They might be better off hoping guys like Heuer can figure it out.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Keuchel is teetering on the James Shields cliff right now.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Don't worry, nobody's posting anyway.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    You can't say goddamn on the radio
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Omg what terrible ABs by Eloy and Yoan.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Rally Engel?!?!?!
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    That's all Soler does.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Jorge Soler is a crappy baseball player. Don't let crappy baseball players beat you.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Vaughn is also up there swinging pretty freely.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    I wouldn't even say that, but he's getting good results.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    You could say that about the entire lineup ATM.
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    Sox @ Royals, 7/26, 7:10, Game Thread

    Fuck this shit(not the Eloy HR) Michael Kay is insufferable.
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    ELOY back Monday against KC

    Maybe Hahn got a hold of him and had a nice sit down because wasn't it just 2 weeks ago that Eloy said he'd be annoyed if he wasn't allowed to play LF?
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    Sox @ Brew Crew, 7/25, 6:08, Game Thread

    I thought that was kilt.
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    Sox @ Brew Crew, 7/25, 6:08, Game Thread

    WTF Abreu?????
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    Sox @ Brew Crew, 7/25, 6:08, Game Thread

    Jesus, you have to work really hard to to walk Avi Garcia.
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    Sox @ Brew Crew, 7/25, 6:08, Game Thread

    This is very true.
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