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Machado signs with Padres 10/300

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3 minutes ago, caulfield12 said:

I guess some people are easily amused these days.

When the president of the United States talks in the same way to thousands of people, jumping around from subject to subject it’s “unique” and “refreshing.”   For that matter, Ed Farmer could easily outdo Trump on a typical Sox broadcast, or Jason Benetti bringing up Fernando Rodney’s post-closing antics in a random Appalachian State football game where maybe 1/2 of 1% of the viewing audience has even heard of Fernando Rodney in the first place.

Yet I have somehow never managed to make as many grammatical mistakes as he makes in one month as I have made in over a decade.  

 Managed to limit it to 4 names, too.

I was going to say the only thing missing from the Caulfield parody post was a random mention of Trump. You don't miss a beat.

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4 minutes ago, Hot FiRe said:

If you really believe these, we could submit pictures to a moderator and let them judge. Loser gets banned for 10 days

That would probably lower my “social rating” by the Chinese Government from a 5 down to a 2 or 3 and prevent me from boarding any commercial aircraft to leave the country.   Any other bright ideas for settling this?

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2 minutes ago, The Sir said:

If I wanted to read politics, I'd go to a political website. That shit invades enough of our lives; can we have just one place where we can talk about a damn sport and not that crap? Thanks.

He's not really talking politics. Trump is just one of the names which came up for that post. Best I can tell, his posts are like Madlibs.

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4 minutes ago, Roughneck said:

So... someone says ban bets are for small dicks, and you want to make a ban bet over who has the biggest dick? And I imagine that would be beyond the duties of unpaid moderators.

Didn’t Peavy say something about b**** slapping someone? Maybe he meant balls?

Edited by DH in the NL

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3 minutes ago, The Sir said:

If I wanted to read politics, I'd go to a political website. That shit invades enough of our lives; can we have just one place where we can talk about a damn sport and not that crap? Thanks.

Sure, if I can write a post without everyone worrying how many names are mentioned in said post or intentionally trying to mimic my style to get more “likes” because we are middle schoolers for the first time on social media.

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10 minutes ago, Hot FiRe said:

If you really believe these, we could submit pictures to a moderator and let them judge. Loser gets banned for 10 days

Go right ahead. Feel free to not share the results with me.

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Silly question....but does anyone remember the stories Bucket broke? For some reason I keep having the Kona/Edwin Jackson story come up in my head. I know bucket is legit but I'm drawing a major blank right now. 

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9 minutes ago, Baron said:

Oh hi Mark....I mean Dave(if you can guess what movie that is from 5 gold stars to you). 

The Room

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9 minutes ago, Baron said:

Oh hi Mark....I mean Dave(if you can guess what movie that is from 5 gold stars to you). 

The Room!  Awful, just awful. 

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Sure seems like Machado has been less prolific on instagram.

That's not really interesting, just wanted to change subject from the last 20 posts. 

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I know he isn’t popular, but smoke is smoke. Incarcerated Bob implied he is hearing Machado to the Sox.

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Just now, KrankinSox said:

The Room

 

Just now, BFirebird said:

The Room!  Awful, just awful. 

Well done to you both 

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Just now, bmags said:

Sure seems like Machado has been less prolific on instagram.

That's not really interesting, just wanted to change subject from the last 20 posts. 

But how does Chris Russo feel about this?

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Just now, Orlando said:

I know he isn’t popular, but smoke is smoke. Incarcerated Bob implied he is hearing Machado to the Sox.

He has heard them in same places we have heard them.

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4 minutes ago, Orlando said:

I know he isn’t popular, but smoke is smoke. Incarcerated Bob implied he is hearing Machado to the Sox.

What did he say?

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Lol Bob probably just reading Dave's tweet 

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34 minutes ago, BlackSox13 said:

Nah he's a fan of the Kansas City Cardinals. White Sox are his third team. 

This version of caulfield is so much better than when the Royals were in their heyday.  He was clearly a Royals fan back then. I would bet every penny I ever make he used to waltz around China with a Royals hat on backwards. But he left them and is back to the Sox. Plus I must admit his movie reviews are stellar. I have seen probably 10 based on his review and have only slightly disagreed with his assessment a couple of times if that.

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1 minute ago, EvilJester99 said:

Dave?? Dave’s not here man..

No. I'm DAVE!

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I hope he gets at least one weird thing in the contract like a giraffe with a cape. Sad if he spent his contract splurge just on money for him and his friends.

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2 minutes ago, Whitesox27 said:

I have a feeling the Sox will sign him tomorrow.

How many times has this been said?

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Just now, hi8is said:

How many times has this been said?

You, computer friend, can easily search this site and find this out 

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4 minutes ago, EvilJester99 said:

Dave?? Dave’s not here man..

Bonghits for Machado 

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