Revised #WhiteSox Opening Day lineup:
1. A second baseman, 3B
2. Machado's slap-hitting pal, CF
3. Abreu, 1B
4. A designated hitter, RF
5. Recovering PED user, C
6. Machado's brother-in-law, DH
7. Anderson, SS
8. Guy who can't hit or field, LF
9. Class clown, 2B

— Kevin Landers (@DTBL_Kevin) February 20, 2019