Here’s some suggestions to help the Ricketts afford to pay players and field a winning team:
1. Drive an Uber
2. No daily Starbucks
3. Get roommates
4. Install a programmable thermostat
5. Bootstraps: pull em up
6. Amway
7. Sell plasma
8. Don’t eat every day

— the bad Katie (@KatieKatCubs) December 29, 2020