White Sox fans: “If you sign someone for as much money as Harper got, it cripples your ability to spend on anyone else ever.”

Phillies: “Let’s sign Wheeler and Castellanos and Turner in successive offseasons in addition to Bryce! Oh? And let’s re-sign JT to a big deal, too!”

— Just Some Guy 🦬 (@jeremylatzke) December 5, 2022