Jack Parkman
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13 minutes ago, South Side Fireworks Man said:
I'll wait for confirmation from Katy Perry's Booty Hole.
You win the thread.
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Dude it's April Fool's day
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9 minutes ago, Kyyle23 said:
Probably somewhere preserving his sanity while not paying attention to the Sox
Yeah he's probably quitting until Hahn is fired.
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Hahn should have been fired 3x by now, after the 2015, 2016 and 2022 seasons. (Balta will argue more but I don't think any org would have fired him before 2015)
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Edit: wrong I guess.
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Whoever said Graveman=Linebrink nailed it.
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Fucking Diekman.
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This is actually glorious.
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Just now, maxjusttyped said:
Robert has a career 123 wRC+ and is a plus defender in CF
Patterson was a role player and Felix Pie was terrible. Those 2 aren't remotely comparable to Robert even with all of his obvious flaws
Robert is Mike Cameron with no plate discipline.
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2 minutes ago, Spumoni said:
Eloy is what he’s expected to be when he’s on the field. He just rarely is
Disagree. He hits too many ground balls.
He'll never hit .290 or 40 HR over a full season hitting the ball on the ground as much as he does. Quite frankly it's amazing he hit 30 in 2019. Probably more bouncy ball related than anything.
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Just now, Soxfest said:
Don’t think Robert will ever be the player he was advertised to be.
You could say that about everyone on the Sox except Cease and possibly Giolito.
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Benintendi looks like arse so far
lots of weak groundouts
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Lynn gets out of it but lots of hard contact
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4 minutes ago, chitownsportsfan said:
I'm fine with it. It's not like there's some huge difference between Vaughn and Sheets right now. If AV proves himself a great hitter things will change.
I wish more people realized this. It's more a knock on Vaughn than praise of Sheets.
That being said, I'm the dumbass that has Vaughn on my fantasy team lol
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Again, they should have traded Vaughn for some pitching and gone with Sheets and Burger at 1B
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I had no idea they traded Alvarez like the Sox traded Tatis.
I thought Alvarez was already on multiple T100 lists when he got traded to Houston.
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19 minutes ago, Quin said:
Neither Tatis nor Alvarez had played a game for either org when either trade was made.
Keith Law began calling Tatis an uber prospect later on, but not the moment the trade was made. Most people were just mad that the Sox gave up a lotto ticket to lower the price on James Shields.
My literal reaction to the trade, the day it was made:
Watch Tatis become an uber prospect and Shields become Danks. Because White Sox.
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28 minutes ago, Quin said:
You are never allowed to complain about Fernando Tatis Jr. in the future.
The person that called Tatis becoming an uber prospect on the moment the trade was made? Go look for receipts on that one. I was half joking but it's still funny. I will complain about that one forever.
I'm pretty sure Alvarez is worse than Eloy in the field, if that's possible.
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1 hour ago, Quin said:
A rare Dodgers fuckup.
They traded him because he's a DH and there was no DH in the NL at the time.
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GT: 4/1 | Sox (1-1) @ Astros (1-1) | Giolito vs. Urquidy
in 2023 Season in Review
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Oppo boppo for Yoan!