cuban_sammiches Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Pop Fisher 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vote4Pedro Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Jerry Reinsdorf…..he’s gotta save money where he can with no playoff revenue this year 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcq Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Only Karl from Caddyshack could save us. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogan873 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Carlos "The Product" Correa as player/manager. 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox59 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 No one would be worse than Tony. Honestly. I'd prefer a 4th grade girls softball team coach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
caulfield12 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Coach Lisle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 If we're doing White Sox retreads... Al Lopez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stinky Stanky Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 I'm willing to come back. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 hours ago, southsider2k5 said: Tony LaRussa in a Scooby Doo style unveil. He would have been successful if it wasn't for you damned kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southsider2k5 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 6 minutes ago, wegner said: He would have been successful if it wasn't for you damned kids. Someone gets me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daggins Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Having woken up in a surly mood, and drunk as a lord at 10AM, Hawk Harrelson calls the only people he know will have to listen to him - the front office of the Chicago White Sox. As he begins to belligerently tear into the poor intern who answers the phone, a voice cuts in to cut him off. "Hawk? It's me. The Big Guy." "Jerry? Now wait just a bleepin' minute here, I got some things I want to say..." "Hawk, how'd you like to be manager?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossanoveralls Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 hour ago, Quin said: Also, Drake LaRoche, leader of men. This, right here, is at the complete limit of funny in this application given the parameters. HA x 10 to da 23rd. Any post in this thread before or after the above quoted post is moot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤤🤤🤤 i can't breathe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bossanoveralls Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Mike Ditka. Because Da Coach. Not as funny as Drake, but whaddya gonna do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted October 3, 2022 Author Share Posted October 3, 2022 17 minutes ago, Bossanoveralls said: This, right here, is at the complete limit of funny in this application given the parameters. HA x 10 to da 23rd. Any post in this thread before or after the above quoted post is moot. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🤤🤤🤤 i can't breathe Now that Drake LaRoche has been hired as manager, we can fill out the rest of the coaching staff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CentralChamps21 Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 2 hours ago, mmmmmbeeer said: Fathom. To watch his bad takes implemented on a baseball diamond would be...chef's kiss. Only if he is required to use the results of Soxtalk votes to set each night's lineup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
South Side Hit Men Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 19 minutes ago, Bossanoveralls said: Mike Ditka. Because Da Coach. Not as funny as Drake, but whaddya gonna do? The final score is gonna be White Sox 92 Houston zero Da Sox Da Sox 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pants Rowland Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Who's gonna be the manager? I was thinking of Lou Brown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Parkman Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Parkman Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Incognito Bobby Valentine 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 (edited) Permed Ivan Calderon Edit: check that. Dead. But maybe he can match TLR anyways Edited October 3, 2022 by Chick Mercedes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Permed Harold Baines Regular Vince Evans. He can teach these guys how to really throw a football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chick Mercedes Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 3 hours ago, Quin said: Also, Drake LaRoche, leader of men. Why not just Drake? That would be awesome 👏 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PitchatRisktoZisk Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 Billy Donovan. Virtually no season overlap and huge cost savings. What's not to like? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zisk Posted October 3, 2022 Share Posted October 3, 2022 We need an authoritarian. Bolsanaro? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jkrem32 Posted October 4, 2022 Share Posted October 4, 2022 Roger Bossard He’s the only one in that organization that knows how to fix anything… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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