Quin Posted January 27, 2023 Author Share Posted January 27, 2023 2 hours ago, GREEDY said: 16. Anytime there is boo'ing, a giant Steve Stone fathead pops out of the seat in front of you BLOCKING your view of the game because you are a bad fan. This one is inspired. Also: The Crosstown Clash. During the Cubs series, a section of the bleachers is given White Sox and Cubs themed sock'em boppers that track hits. Whichever fanbase lans the most hits gets a Manfred Runner starting in the 7th inning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marqhead Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Free pretzel day 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wegner Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 2 hours ago, GREEDY said: 1. Dig a moat in front of the Cuban Comet stand. You have to board a raft and float across the moat to get your sandwich. I would 100% still get that sandwich every game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Allen Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Think how much money they could make for charities if the had a JR, KW and RH dunk tank. All sitting together. I'd pay a lot per toss, and show up at a 35 degree game vs the Tigers in April if I had a shot of getting them wet. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Free MLB.TV trial subscription while in the stadium, so you can at least watch one meaningful game while you're there. "Speed Catch" machine where, instead of clocking your fastest pitch, you get to try to catch a 99-mph fastball. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Emphasis on pitchers' fielding practice in the FUNdamentals area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Bartering-based concessions where fans can obtain food in exchange for "trading down" to less-expensive seating. Taste-of-Chicago-style tickets for all concession items. As a cashless venue, force all fans to purchase paper tickets, which will be the only way to acquire any food, drinks, or merchandise. To reduce operating costs, keep no more than three ticket vending stations open at any time. To minimize localized crowding, periodically and randomly close each ticket vending station without warning to provide fans with the ability to explore all parts of the stadium prior to being able to buy something from a vendor while in their seats Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 (edited) Promotion: "Bat Night" (note: this used to be real. Not sure if it is now.) Between-innings-entertainment: "Bat Flip Cam" Edited January 27, 2023 by JoeC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 27, 2023 Author Share Posted January 27, 2023 30 minutes ago, Dick Allen said: Think how much money they could make for charities if the had a JR, KW and RH dunk tank. All sitting together. I'd pay a lot per toss, and show up at a 35 degree game vs the Tigers in April if I had a shot of getting them wet. Every Friday is "Foodie Friday" where Portillo's Hamburger, Footlong Comiskey Dog, and all the others are in the dunk tank. If they get sunk, their respective food is free for the next 5 minutes in the park. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zisk Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Play all Sunday games from the old Comiskey home plate. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeC Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 One-way traffic only on the concourse. No exceptions. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snopek Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 50 minutes ago, JoeC said: To reduce operating costs, keep no more than three ticket vending stations open at any time. Guaranteed Wait ™️ 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChiSox59 Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 In honor of the old Miami Marlin sign and akin to the Brewers slide, install Tony's face on one of the pinwheels and each time we hit a home run, launch him into the sky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Since they had the LaRussa Lounge after the DUI, I fully expect the Clevinger Day Care Center to be next 2 6 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fathom Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 2 hours ago, Dick Allen said: Think how much money they could make for charities if the had a JR, KW and RH dunk tank. All sitting together. I'd pay a lot per toss, and show up at a 35 degree game vs the Tigers in April if I had a shot of getting them wet. Could you imagine how many fans would try to dunk Hahn, but only if JR or KW would take the fall for him 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LittleHurtCG Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 Bring back $5 Pepsi Mondays and Tuesdays where u could get a $5 500 level ticket at the box office simply by holding up a crushed Pepsi product can. Maybe $6 instead to account for inflation. Free one liters of RC Cola for every 2 pieces of Beggars Pizza purchased in stadium Chocolate wax statue recreations of the player statues on the outfield concourse. Have a contest to see which one melts first in the July heat. Chicago bucket boy jam sessions on top of the opposing team dugout after the end of each inning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ'S Cousin Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 (edited) The obvious solution is to buy a piece of Arlington Park from the Bears, build a new stadium that holds only about 22k to 25k so every night looks like a sell out. Since they don’t want to spend on their payroll, they won’t need all those seats anyway. Sox attendance averages well under 30k anyway. They’ll save on payroll. When they draw there usual 22k, the park will look full for TV All seat could be lower bowl seats Edited January 27, 2023 by AJ'S Cousin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quin Posted January 27, 2023 Author Share Posted January 27, 2023 1 hour ago, AJ'S Cousin said: The obvious solution is to buy a piece of Arlington Park from the Bears, build a new stadium that holds only about 22k to 25k so every night looks like a sell out. Since they don’t want to spend on their payroll, they won’t need all those seats anyway. Sox attendance averages well under 30k anyway. They’ll save on payroll. When they draw there usual 22k, the park will look full for TV All seat could be lower bowl seats Question: "Ways to improve Guaranteed Rate" AJ's Cousin: "Obvious solution is move to Arlington Park!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tnetennba Posted January 27, 2023 Share Posted January 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Quin said: Question: "Ways to improve Guaranteed Rate" AJ's Cousin: "Obvious solution is move to Arlington Park!" If he thinks attendance is dismal now… Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A-Train to 35th Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 8 hours ago, CentralChamps21 said: Lift the entire stadium up and rotate it so there's a view of downtown from behind home plate. But Jerry's wind current study would go to waste, which is why it's positioned the way it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Knock it down and build out in Arlington Heights Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donny Lucy's Avocado Farm Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 37 minutes ago, Quin said: Question: "Ways to improve Guaranteed Rate" AJ's Cousin: "Obvious solution is move to Arlington Park!" Damn, someone beat me to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi8is Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Before every game Roger should drill randomly placed 25 foot deep holes of varying diameter in the outfield. Line them with spikes and have Brooks market every series as a “Blackout Death Match.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicago White Sox Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 (edited) Honestly, the stadium is basically perfect. About the only thing you could do to enhance the experience is rip out a few sections of the 500 level and install some high top tables. At least for me, I like experiencing a Sox game looking at my friends rather than the field and there aren’t a lot of options to do that right now at the Rate. Edited January 28, 2023 by Chicago White Sox Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snopek Posted January 28, 2023 Share Posted January 28, 2023 Let Gene Honda do play by play over the PA system. Also, assigned seating by first name. I suppose I’m just rooting for chaos at this point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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